"He would not face me. He kept rolling away from me."

[A_Possum]

*snicker*

hehehehehehehehe

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry, can't help myself. I just read the story again and that is so...indescribably, gloriously asinine.

Cleland Tries to Deliver Letter to Bush

[DemWitch]

1. "he's quite mobile"

whata dumbass...

Of all the piles of crap Shrubya could step into... this one's knee deep...

[Pirate Smile]

2. You left out the "He is quite mobile" line.

[A_Possum]

7. Yeah, that's cause I think the first part is better ;-)

First line conjures the image of this "He would not face me" puffery (ie., he was scared of me.)

Second line is the punchline "He kept rolling away from me." (Ah, he's in a WHEELCHAIR!)

Third line is kind of extraneous. Though I'll admit it makes a nice adjunct to the wheelchair being chased image.

I'm a novelist, can't help but edit. ;-)

[camby]

8. From a distance, Dubya could be spotted

peering out from behind some shrubbery, snickering like a schoolboy at the sight of Cleland's "hot wheels".

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. How lame is that?

How desperate is that?

[gratuitous]

4. Damn cripples!

They think everybody has to kowtow to them, just because they got a few limbs shot off in "combat." They WHEEL their little WHEELchairs and think they just sooooo big!

Good Lord, but these people have just no common sense or interpersonal skills at all.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Hahahaha!

What asshats!

[Pirate Smile]

9. LOL

[vetwife]

5. IF he says that to the wrong vet..he too could be quite mobile !

[demwing]

10. "He's Quite mobile" ??? WTF did he think?

I can just hear his inner dialogue as Cleland arrives: "I'll just snatch the letter out of his hands..oops, out of his HAND (snicker) and walk off! What's he gonna do, chase me?"

-and then-

"Hey Max, c'mere. Max! whoa, Max...Max! Dammit Max would you stop rolling all over the damn place? Max? Max??? Give me...jebuz all to hell...GIMMIE THAT LETTER, BOY!"

"Hell. Whatthe..here..gd..would somebdy stop him! Stop him!"

"Max?"

"MAX!"

"Damn! That boy is mo-bile...for a cripple."

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Ultimately Cleland, even minus his limbs, is more man than Patterson can handle.

[DemBones DemBones]

11. LOL, I think you have a pretty good grasp of his thoughts -- scary,

isn't it?

Bush* is a wimp for refusing to meet up with Max.