Headlines needed

[Memekiller]

The GOP has been telling their media whores that the "story" next week will be the unruly Democratic protests. Let's just get this out of the way, and write the stories for them (since the media whores won't be able to not comply with their White House marching orders).

Here's a few I've come up with:

Protestors Attempt to Disrupt Republican Convention

Protestors May have been Encouraged by Democratic Party

Speaks of Future, Despite Chaos Outside

[freetobegay]

1. PROTESTERS SING KUMBYA: FREAKS OUT GOP CONVENTIONEERS!

[Scorpious_Maximus]

2. GOP Circles the Wagons in NYC n/t

[jeff30997]

3. How about :

Protesters are dancing the Macarena.
http://www.google.ca/search?q=cache:qBwOHWIBPBQJ:www.geocities.com/kevinvanvliet/macarena.htm+Macarena&hl=en

[HEyHEY]

4. Violence disrupts republican convention

[Scorpious_Maximus]

5. Terrorists skip NYC and hack Free Republic Instead....

Osama bin Laden quoted as saying, "We needed Karl Rove's home number"

[maine_raptor]

6. PODIUM DOES NOT WORK, BUSH STUCK IN HOLE

[Sugarbleus]

12. ROFL!!! n/t

[The Traveler]

7. Weather Underground Attacks

Having escaped from prison, the few surviving Weathermen assaulted the GOP convention. Mounting their turbo-charged wheel chairs, the grim five inserted their dentures with fanatical determination. They all fell upon Tom DeLay and bit him upon the leg and ass.

A clear act of terrorism, they have been re-incarcerated at Gitmo and are said to be cooperating with interrogators.

[maine_raptor]

8. BALLOON DROP WIPES OUT GOP, KERRY WINS BY DEFAULT

[imax2268]

9. How about...

250 Cycleists Arrested: Can actually stay on their bikes

developing...

[Kipepeo]

10. Protesters with AIDS seduce Republicans and discourage condoms

Why make it up? The RNC is already LINKING TO THIS ^ craziness on their site. Greg Palast pointed this out in his latest newsletter. It's beyond ridiculous. From the site linked on the RNC webpage:

"NEXT WEEK, people who hate Republicans plan to release swarms of mice in New York City to terrorize delegates to the National Republican Convention.

"Republican-haters plan on dressing up as RNC volunteers, and giving false directions to little blue hair ladies from Kansas, sending them into the sectors of New York City that are unfit for human habitation.

"They plan on throwing pies and Lord knows what else at Republican visitors to the city. Prostitutes with AIDS plan to seduce Republican visitors, and discourage the use of condoms ...."

It's here on the RNC website: http://www.rnc.org/rncresearch/read.aspx?ID=4576 (linked under "protesters supporting John Kerry" ...the first link)

[oasis]

11. Bushbots Sing Praises Despite Crazed Hellraisers

:hippie: :crazy:

[imax2268]

13. developing...

RNC found out to be a drug cartel: RNC=Really Nice Cocaine