Kerry Paying Heavy Price for not Mutating into Mouth-foaming Freeper

[mellowinman]

I just went to http://www.freerepublic.com and almost NOBODY who posts there is voting for John Kerry! Man, this is a demographic I think we need to beef up our support in.

Kerry is an IDIOT for not saying Bush is God, and he loves Bush, and Bush is God, and Jesus, and God. What kind of moron is running the Kerry campaign? If I was John Kerry, I would be seven inches shorter, and stop using all those big words.

I would wear T-shirts with cigarette packs rolled up in the sleeves, and I would get a big US Flag tattoo on my ass, and show it from my bus while driving through Kansas.

The Kerry campaign is WORSE than the Dukakis/Gore team, all of whom have had lobotomies, and eat children' livers with straws.

As Democrats, we need to start putting our time and effort into converting Right Wing Zealots to our cause, by dropping all this anti-Iraqi war talk, and getting with the program.

And another thing: DU posters don't ever send me money. WTF? I come here day after day and post meaningless drivel, wasting my time and yours like there's no tomorrow, and reminding you we are absolutely DOOMED, and not one of you has ever bought me a car, or a tall blonde prostitute.

Let's all protest Kerry's inneffective strategezizing by voting for Bush. That'll show 'em! That's how you win elections; vote for the other guy!

Shit!

I had so much more to say, but there's a team of men in white coats coming for me. I'll be back in a few weeks, when life is happy and shiny and pretty and good.

[wndycty]

1. LOL tell the men in white coats. . .

. . .thanks for helping out.

[swag]

2. Tasty. Thanks for a great laugh.

I'm going to stiffen my resolve not to respond to the witless, self-absorbed campaign-bashers around here any more.

Let their fucking useless threads sink like stones.

VENCEREMOS!

meanwhile:

https://www.democrats.org/support/

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. I've started pushing the alert button more

I'm getting sick of some of them.

[MrBenchley]

3. LOL!!

[madmax]

4. Who are these people and where do they live?

They're sick! I don't know anyone who thinks like that or sounds like such a f*ckin nut case.

on edit..ok, doh :silly:

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Bwah-ha-ha..Good job

LOL

[Tarheel_Dem]

6. LOL!

dude, you're on fire today! :beer: :toast: :beer:

[oasis]

7. Many gloom and doomers will never be satisfied with Kerry's campaign

strategy no matter who has the lead in the polls. Anxiety has overcome those of little faith and perhaps a short vacation away from cable news would help.

I'm going to leave this high stakes chess game to the chess masters and do my part down here on the ground.

[eurolefty]

8. Best strategery ever. n/t

[Feanorcurufinwe]

9. LOL

:yourock:

[swag]

10. Kick, cause this is much better advice than in Raya's threads

[Sideways]

15. Raya Raya Raya You Mean The Princess Of Doom?

The loud mouth purveyor of death to all Kerry supporters who are not gnashing teeth and flailing because Kerry did not act swiftly enough?

Let this little thread posting freak get a taste of her own puke. We do not like it when our candidate is bashed. And we like it less when a DUer spews GOP and Rovian horse shit.


There is NOTHING wrong with the way Kerry has handled this debacle. End of fucking story. I am sure Raya will find insult here. My invite to Raya is come on and box me. I am 5-9 and 129 and I run 75 miles a week. I am ready for a fight with this doomsayer.

She must suck my Kerry will win flip flops if I best her.

Raya are you game? I am in Italy BTW so you must allow me transit time to the US. Peace and out MT.

[blondeatlast]

11. We're doomed, DOOMED, I tell you, if we don't aggressively

ignore those stupid bastards!

[patdem]

12. If we can't get the freepers to love us who ever WILL???

When you get Mr. Benchley to say LOL that is a FUNNY post, I know, I stalk Bob Boudelang!! (Not really, but that pic on the front page just gets me SO HOT!!!! I love a republican without teeth!!!)

I really love satire...my favorite form of humor, since I have no belly laughs in me!! :hi:

[HootieMcBoob]

14. funny but...

it's very similar to the way republicans respond to the seven minutes question: "Would you rather he scream and run out of the room?"

No, there's something in the middle that would have worked much better. It's a straw man argument. Archie Bunker used in nicely in an episode of all in the family when he was arguing with Gloria over gun deaths. He said "would it make you feel any better little girl if they was all killed with hammers."

I think what most people have been saying is that Kerry's team needs to be more aggressive and to fight using the rules that the republicans are using. Carville said you don't bring a knife to a gun fight or something like that and he's right. I agree with Mike Papantonio who also says that even though people always say they don't like negative campaigns when push comes to shove they always buy into it and the person who is the victim of the negative campaign ends up loosing. It's happened with the swift boat fuckers for bush. According to almost every poll Kerry has lost ground.

It's natural for people to get a little freaked out by this given the past history of many Democratic campaigns, and I think it's naive to take the don't worry everything will be alright as long as we stay on the high road route.

[Renew Deal]

16. lol, Bush voter here

One of the best posts ever ;)

:yourock:

(BTW, j/k about the Bush thing)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. Nice!

:toast:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

18. I love a good

satire

[rumguy]

19. We're screwed if we lose the freeper vote

[nightperson]

20. I just checked out Jim Robinson's "statement"

here. I wasn't too familiar with the site but I wondered if at least the owner might try to give off a "big tent" vibe. Am I a fool or what? "Abortionism"? :wtf:

I thought people might find it funny and also helpful regarding the endless arguments about what is truly "freeperesque".