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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 05:58 PM Original message |
If Jesus Christ Himself Returned to Earth and Ran on the Democratic Ticket |
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. I have no doubt... |
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movonne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. Oh what a smear campaign they could do...bleeding heart, wimp |
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Philostopher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:12 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Oh, not to mention |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
3. And what's with all that wimpy "turn the other cheek" nonsense? |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
4. His image would be juxtaposed with bin Laden's... |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'm sure much of the religious right wouldn't vote for him... |
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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:09 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. They Probably Wouldn't Even Think it was Really Him |
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fearnobush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
7. I image if Christ was to run, they would say he faked his record and |
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TheDonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
9. Priests for Bush: Jesus actually had a self-inflicted crusifiction... |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 08:02 PM Response to Reply #9 |
21. That last nail was real tricky |
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nightperson (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
10. Some unmarried guy with 12 male, um, "disciples"? |
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charlyvi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. Why does Jesus Christ hate America? |
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TheDonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:43 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Jesus is a little... "french looking" |
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charlyvi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:49 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. And the long hair and his |
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5thGenDemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Oh, sure -- Jesus SAYS he was crucified..." |
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indyjones1938 (366 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
15. well |
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Minimus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 07:01 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. pop! |
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AmandaRuth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
17. He has the most (snarl, sneer) LIBERAL voting record |
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Zynx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
18. He's a Communist! |
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JerseygirlCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
19. They'd claim he nailed himself up there... nt |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
20. nevermind, delete |
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ruggerson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-28-04 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
22. Walking on water just resume inflation |
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