CAPTION called for!

[napkinz]

[Scorpious_Maximus]

1. STRANGER! STRANGER! STRANGER!

:evilgrin:

[speedoo]

3. Mommy, mommy, I wanna hurl!!!

[imax2268]

2. Mommy...he stinks...

he smells like Scotch...!

[NightOwwl]

4. WTF is with his face these days?

Sun-lamp? Back on the sauce? Chemical peel?

Yuck!

[aaronbees]

8. It's really strange....

He's looking more and more mush-faced and out of control with his strange contortions. It's only gonna get worse, too! Poor girls.

[NightOwwl]

13. Hi arronbees!

Welcome to DU :hi:

[liberal N proud]

17. 16 Diet Coke's per day!

The chemicals in the diet soda are effecting him. That much diet cola causes the look he now has.

[Seggie]

5. Girl on left

If it's ok for you to steal elections, you won't mind if I take your watch...yoink.

[Flubadubya]

18. Girl on left...

Eewwww... have you been picking your nose again?

[Memekiller]

6. Siamese triplets seek surgical removal of head...

...call it superfluous.

[jeff30997]

7. Come with uncle George to a Motel and I'll give you a lollipop.

[diamond14]

10. pops off while publically pulling up a little girls dress....

why do parents allow their children to be publically sexually abused? you can see from the look on bush* face that he just creamed in his pants...

[tuckessee]

9. This is as good as a kevlar vest.

If them there terry-ists can use human shields why can't I?

[xcmt]

11. Caption

"George W. Bush on the campaign trail, attempting to demonstrate the effects legalizing gay marriage would have on America's youth." -AP

[JohnnyRingo]

12. Human shields...On to the convention!

[NYC Liberal]

14. CAPTION

Chimp Escapes From Local Zoo, Terrorizes Neighborhood Children

[napkinz]

16. Now Ashcroft is going to start rounding up chimps

He's finished with Muslims so he needs a new group

:silly:

[tedoll78]

15. Okay..

"I'd like to thank the doctors at Johns Hopkins for transplanting my head and arms onto a young, healthy siamese twin body. Now I'll be able to live another 30 or 40 years. BTW.. since I'd technically be another person, I'd be able run for a third term, right?"

AAAAAAH!

(edit: Apologies to Memekiller; I didn't read your post before doing my own.) :P