Will Dem surrogates repeat Hillary's brilliant one-liner?

[John_H]

Bush says he's consistent and strong. He's consistent and wrong.

And just a check: Are we all working on CNN asking if Terry will be the first and unopposed surrogate seconds after Chimps babble?

[buycitgo]

1. I liked the ''turtle on the post'' one better

did you hear that one?

[gauguin57]

2. You're right about the turtle line ... I LOVED IT!

Snuffalupagus: "Do you think the Bush Administration is behind (the Swift-Boat ads)?

Hillary: "Well, if you find a turtle on a fencepost, it didn't get there by accident."

GO HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[buycitgo]

3. hahahahaha

all I could remember was the post turtle line

AllHatNoCattle has a cartoon of him as said turtle, with a cowboy hat, sitting on a fencepost, but I can't find it

did find this, though

A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'"

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.

The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."

[Democrat 4 Ever]

4. Perfect description

Could anything else sum up Bushie so succinctly?

Need a bumper sticker that says, "Bush for Post Turtle." Let people ask me about THAT!

[Cha]

7. That's funny and another easy one to remember!

[Toucano]

5. I love that!

The turtle one is nice, too. I think it requires more explanation though.

"Consistent and strong? No, consistent and wrong!"

[Cha]

6. I love that soundbyte! "Consistent and Wrong"!

It is!

[Hamlette]

8. which show was this on?

I saw her on MTP and I loved her line: would you have voted from Iraq war resolution if you knew what you know now? Hill: It would never have come for a vote if we knew what we know now.

I've been waiting for someone to say that!