A Clueless Chimpy Supporter's Reasons To Like Chimpy (from GOP Concoction)

[zulchzulu]

10. Travis Tritt had some song about America and liking it
9. Those Bush daughters sure are cute; maybe they'd like to see my pistol in my pickup
8. I love God and he loves George Bush; Kerry is evil
7. Those people in dolphin outfits at the convention sure are funny making fun of Kerry the FlipFlopper
6. I need to go to college and the Army is going to help me
5. I hate fags, hippies and colored people and so does my Daddy
4. Gettin' hitched is for dudes and chicks, not fruitcakes
3. We need to support the troops, not hate them like Kerry
2. Saddam Hussein blew up 9/11, so we got him
1. Women make excuses and have abortions and love Kerry

[revree]

1. That sounds pretty accurate to me!

Wow, now that's scary, when a joke mirrors reality so well.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

2. Is that for real?

[zulchzulu]

3. I became a Chimpy fan for 3 seconds...wow..what an ugly world

Watching Chimpy on CSPAN didn't help.