Hannity would eagerly gobble the corn out of Sarah Palin's shit, but ...

[11 Bravo]

the dumb bastard still can't pronounce her name. (And to my squeamish DU brothers and sisters, I apologize for that mental image.)

[quantass]

1. LOL...funny subject line.

[truebrit71]

2. That is one funny opener!!!

:rofl:

[spotbird]

3. Some people don't know what pigs do

But for those who do know, you are the best laugh of the day!

[Prefer]

4. shitpecker sean

[TheKentuckian]

5. Too funny

Hannity is a salad tosser for sure.

[stolivodka]

6. barf

Nice mental picture! :puke:

[Colobo]

7. That guy has pure shit for brains.

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. Ohhh, SNAP!

:puke:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. I'm laugh-puking right now.

[mamalone]

10. that was really disgusting...

but you definitely earned points for originality;)

[musicblind]

11. I was eating

note the word WAS :(

[niceypoo]

14. Were you eating corn?

Just curious...

[musicblind]

17. lol

:rofl:

No, but beleive it or not I actually WAS eating tombstone pizza. It was cheesy and good. (and vegetarian!) I was almost hesitated to tell you want I was eating cuz of the connotation that particular food has on this form lol!

[cyr330]

12. Don't apologize!

It's probably true!

[knixphan]

13. great image!

[Pushed To The Left]

15. That sounds like a really bad pick-up line. "Baby, I would eat the corn out of your ..."

Sort of like the Arsenio Hall bathwater line he used to reference.

[Ilsa]

16. LOL. Oh Honey, I've been on DU WAAAAYYY too long to be squeamish

about DU hyperbole! I love it! And it is true!!!

Things I've learned from Reading DU:
#359: Never eat anything while reading DU.