Please Tune In On "A Nation of CoUraGE" today

[A-Schwarzenegger]

That the theme of the Republican National Convention today, in case you missed it, "A Nation of Courage".

Here is some of the other themes that you will enjoy in the following days to come:

Tue: People of Compassion (Repubicans)
Wed: A Land of Opportunity (brought to you by Republicans)
Thu: A Safer World, A More Hopeful America (no terror attacks since President Bush was figuring out the master plan while reading "My Goat". Somebody thought he looked confused but he was just thinking real real hard about a master plan for war on terorr)

Today the "Nation of Courage" theme may remind you that I serve proudly in the Austrain National Guard for many many days unofficially on my off days from Governor, and President Bush flew jet planes in the Vietnam War, almost meeting his Maker many many many times in dogfights with Russian Viet Cong jet fighter pilots, and Vice President Cheney spent many many many many days in hell-bent battles with his draft board during that he had several coranaries when he thought he might get drafted after all. Please tune in to have your heartstrings plukced by Republican stories of courage under fire and those sort of things. Don't deprive yourseff just because your dEmocrats.

[revree]

1. You are too funny!

I needed that laugh!!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Nothing funny about marching into battle

with your National Guard doctor when your blood has
more cocaine in it than white corpussels.

[Doctor_J]

3. thanks for reminding me Ahnold

I will set my tivo so I can watch it over and over again

Now go grope the NY strippers, you damn Nazi.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. I perfer "sexual batterey" instead of "grope".

It is more distinguished. You are just jealous that I can
do whatever I want whenever I want and laugh about it and
apologize if people are too sensitive and STILL get elected
leader of the seventh largest nation in the country by a
landslide of my stary-eyed fans and admires. Don't weep for me,
Doctor Not. Watch me at the Convention wow them into thinking
about changing the Constituion to let foreigners be
President. Wow the son of a Nazi as President. Only in America,
a ...... "Nation of Courage!"!