Republican family values: I'm propositioned on GOP's first night in town

[EarlG]

No, not me - the Village Voice's latest blogger, a strip-clup waitress in NYC.

Republican family values: I’m propositioned on GOP’s first night in town

SUNDAY, AUGUST 29--The first customer of the night, a friendly guy with a head of neat cornrows, was a prophet. "Should be busy," he told the bartender. "The Republican convention's here. There's a lot of cats in town looking for a little entertainment."

Sure enough, a few hours later the delegates began to trickle in. The first group I waited on told me they were from D.C. A mix of young, attractive men and women, they seemed more interested in flirting with each other--"I'm going to make sure I sit right across from you," a man with lacquered hair said to a giggling blond--than in watching "the girls" on stage. The group shelled out a few twenties for dances, but purely for the novelty of it, it seemed. Otherwise, they acted unimpressed. "This is it?" one man asked me.

Other delegates followed in ones and twos, and I started to see driver's licenses from the South attached to men who displayed ever-increasing levels of naïveté. A Texas man sitting alone in front of the stage balked at the price of his glass of wine and insisted that I ask the bartender what brand it was.

When I returned with an answer, his indignation had subsided. "Why aren't you up there dancing?" he asked me, gesturing to the woman gyrating. (On the list of questions frequently asked of a strip-club waitress, this one is rivaled only by "Can we see some girls over here?") "Listen," he said, his already thick drawl slurred by alcohol. "I like buying beautiful women expensive clothes. I like taking them out to any restaurant in town." He went on, detailing his gentlemanly ways, for some time. I noticed he had a red, white, and blue ribbon pinned to his lapel.

Then he said, "I like playing with two girls at once--but that's not a requirement. If I wanted to pay for a girl to spend the night with me, I could." He wrote his cell phone number on the back of a business card. "But that makes me uncomfortable." He handed me the card. I saw the name of an energy firm.

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Apparently she will be blogging nightly :)

[StopTheMorans]

1. kick for Pat Robertson

[Bozita]

2. Here's hoping the wives at home see this blog -- spread it around

This could be really good.

[Doctor_J]

3. Let's see...

Bill Bennett - no southern accent, prefers dominatrix
Ralph Reed - might be watching Chippendales
Tom Delay - probably doesn't like buying expensive clothes
Zell - ??

[blondeatlast]

11. Zell--favors she-males, if you catch my drift! nt

[tandot]

4. lets see...has a business card with the name of an energy firm on it...

was it is own or was it given to him by someone who wants to buy access to the White House?

[CanIgonow]

5. Is Jeff Skilling or Ken Lay on the loose?

[Bozita]

7. If they've got enough money, they're loose.

Count on it.

[AgadorSparticus]

6. ewwwwwwww. they are so slimy. nt

[chiburb]

8. EarlG, per DU rules, please limit your post to 4 paragraphs

Of copyrighted material.
Thanks!

:-)

[WoodrowFan]

9. already hit alert on it.

8-)

[Bozita]

10. Anybody know a wife who might be interested in this blog?

One whose husband is in NYC this week?

[TaleWgnDg]

12. if there's anything I hate more . . . is sanctimonious . . .

self-righteous bastards. The word "hypocrite" is too kind to define them. The G.O.P. (God's Official Party) mandating directives to others but not to themselves.
. . . . . .
. . . . . . "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job." — G. W. Bush

[Crunchy Frog]

13. Well...

you are kind of cute.;-)

[Christof]

14. Well golly gee...

there's the party of family values!

:eyes:

[obiwan]

15. Guess the repukes got tired of...

...F---ing the country.