Why you should vote for Bush...

[rfranklin]

George W. Bush is calm in a crisis
Bush is "calm in a crisis, comfortable with responsibility and determined to do everything needed to protect our people," Dick Cheney tells us. Was George Bush rattled when told America was under attack? No, he sat calmly in front of grade school students in Florida and didn't bat an eyelash!

George W. Bush has tried and true economic policies
His policies were tried in the 1920's and proven to be effective in changing the entire direction of the economy!

George W. Bush is flexible
While some have said that George W. Bush is an inflexible ideologue, the truth is that he constantly responds to changing times and situations. Vowing to "hunt down" and smoke out" Osama bin Laden, he has since realized that Osama isn't really important--"don't know, don't care." Once determined to "win the War on Terror," George W. Bush now says it can't be won. While George W. Bush once claimed "mission accomplished," he now says Iraq was a successful catastrophe.

There are three good reasons to vote for George W. Bush! Can you name more?

[Racenut20]

1. Your first premise is incorrect

That I SHOULD vote for Bush.

I can't think of a single reason why that would be true.

[lectrobyte]

2. too funny. thanks!

[RUSTY SHACKLEFORD]

3. Zieg Heil Zeig Heil Zeig Heil

Becooz he annexed dah Afghanistan und undvaded dah Iraq und enacted dah final solution to dah islamofascist qvestion....

[displacedtexan]

4. Excellent Primer for the White Republican Male Suburban Voter...

Calm- hide behind children until the coast is clear, then fly out of harm's way!

Economics- If the boss is happy, that's all that matters.

Flexible- If the polls turn against you, try a different lie.