New Poll - UBSP- O - 15% - M - 85% - Democratic Underground

redstate_democrat

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Tue Sep-09-08 07:50 PM
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New Poll - UBSP- O - 15% - M - 85%

Edited on Tue Sep-09-08 08:20 PM by redstate_democrat

In a new poll put out by Utter Bullshit Polling, O is at 15% and M is at 85%.

***Crosstabs- 100% of the sample is comprised of fundamentalist, Alaskan, snake handling Republican evangelicals who "hate the Negra".

Why is O falling behind?????? Is O losing his stuff???

:sarcasm: for those who need it. :P

THIS POLL IS A FAKE PULLED OUTTA MY ASS POLL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE MISTAKING IT FOR A REAL POLL. IT IS NOT!

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ChimpersMcSmirkers

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:12 PM
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1. He should of gone after the snake handlers harder. We never learn.

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redstate_democrat

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:17 PM
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7. Why couldn't he have handled a snake and took lessons in speaking in the tongues?

Does he really wanna win this?

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GrizzlyMan

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:14 PM
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2. This reminds me of my 9th grade history teacher

Edited on Tue Sep-09-08 08:14 PM by GrizzlyMan

He would begin any talk about the Civil War with "The southern Nigra...". Yeah, it really happened and it wasn't all that long ago. Less than 20 years.

In retrospect, I'm sure he was a right wing douche.

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treestar

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:14 PM
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3. Oh no! Er paanniccckkkkkk!!

We are going to lose Alaska! That is if it didn't secede already. Obama will never get elected President of Alaska! Oh NOOOOO.

:rofl:

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phrigndumass

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:17 PM
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4. LMAO!

File this one in the same folder: One out of every four black Oklahomans favor McCain. :crazy:

Why hasn't McCain put it away already?!

:hi:

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caledesi

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:17 PM
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5. I smell pizza! nt

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ClarkUSA

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:17 PM
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6. David Gregory is building tomorrow's "Obama is losing" show around this poll as we speak

Heh

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KathieG

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:18 PM
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8. lol...sadly, you are probably right

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redstate_democrat

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:19 PM
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9. HA!

That fucking LOSER. He is such a TOOL. Did you see him on today with Broke Face Matlin? I wanted to gauge my eyes and ears out.

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maseman

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Tue Sep-09-08 08:35 PM
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10. That ol' PULLED OUTTA MY ASS POLL is a SHITTY POLL!

:rofl:

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