What do you call a straight man who is madly in love with a lesbian?

[scheming daemons]

That's me.

I love Rachel Maddow.

[JerseygirlCT]

1. Smart?

In this case, anyway!

[Bluzmann57]

2. Bluzmann57

I love Rachel Maddow. Hmmm...I wonder if she has any sisters? Rachel is only great.

[Lucy Goosey]

3. Hell, what do you call a straight woman who is madly in love with Rachel?

Not as straight as I thought I was?

[Raine]

36. Same here

I'm straight but I just love her. :loveya:

[rug]

4. Tantalus.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. Someone who has good taste

in recognizing the great qualities in another human.

[Matariki]

6. A 'straight man'?

Or do you prefer 'heterosexual'?

[Zavulon]

11. What's wrong with what he said?

First of all, I think he wrote what he preferred, and I think everyone who read his post understood what. Second of all, do we have to have the language police on every fucking message board on the Internet?

[Matariki]

16. Nothing. That was a joke, son.

You can untie your panties now. ;-)

[Zavulon]

17. Sorry.

I see so many posts like yours which AREN'T jokes and have gotten so sick of them that you see what my default setting in such cases has become. Mea culpa.

[Matariki]

20. ;-)

s'okay. Rachel's sexy. It's *normal* for a guy to be attracted to her. I like what a woman said in another post - Rachel's pushing her Kinsey meter LOL

[cliffordu]

7. I loved her first, you poser.

She knows MY love is true.

[DevonRex]

8. Doomed to longing from afar. :)

[liberalmuse]

9. Normal?

I'm a straight woman, but I'm in love with her, too. Isn't she wonderful? I love having her on my teevee, telling it like it is.

[Cha]

10. A

:patriot: :toast:

[maseman]

12. I call it a

pay-per-view that I would purchase.

:shrug:

[knixphan]

13. and me!

Luvs me some Rachel!

[democraticjohn]

14. A man who appreciates all intelligent people...no matter what!

Thinking about the sexual inclination of any person, in the same frame as their professional skills, well, it's just UN professional, and deeply selfish of a man. BUT..........

You could do worse, as a man, to be in love with a woman who can't teach her own daughters about sex.

Oh dear, don't go there!

[Lint Head]

15. A lesbiman?

:dem:

[KatyaR]

18. If Rachel's the lesbian, I think it's called "normal."

Goes for us ladies, too--I think she's awesome.

And dang it, MSNBC, where's the video podcast?

[BlooInBloo]

19. "BlooInBloo".

[FreeState]

21. Hopelessly celibate :) n/t

[provis99]

22. hey, if gay guys can fantasize about Mark Wahlberg,

I can fantasize about Rachel. She's a little bit sugar and a little bit spice, indeed!

[BlooInBloo]

26. Portia De Rossi is actually my hopeless dream.

[chicagoexpat]

23. I think you'd put the "hopeless" in "hopeless romantic"

[Beregond2]

24. An optimist.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. How did I miss that Rachel is a lesbian?

God, I'm dense.

[NMDemDist2]

35. ROFL

yeah, you just aren't paying attention :spank:

:loveya:

[driver8]

37. Ha Ha -- that's funny! n/t

[pristinebullet]

27. Me!

I want to move in with Rachel Maddow.

[wellstone dem]

28. smitten?

[no_hypocrisy]

29. An open-minded freethinker.

[TooRaLoo]

30. I call you Brilliant! nt

[CK_John]

31. An optimist. n/t

[NMDemDist2]

32. dreaming

:rofl:

[goodgd_yall]

33. Lol!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

34. I have a crush on Rachel, too

I suspect every liberal in America feels the same way. Man or woman.