What the SBVs have taught us, in case we didn't already know

[Quahog]

The Swift Boat Veterans are liars. Their lies have been debunked, although not widely and loudly, and yet the media continues to give them credibility and currency. The fact that they are liars is irrelevant. Meanwhile, Kerry's numbers fall as bush* gains in the polls.

So here's what we need to do. Find a couple of dozen guys who were in TANG and are down on their luck. Give them each a couple hundred grand to come out and say that they personally witnessed W mainlining speedballs in Mexico when he was supposed to be doing his patriotic duty. Have witnesses who swear that he was fucking howler monkeys in the ass in Oaxaca on the US taxpayers' dime. Kerry can denounce these scandalous accusations, and then we can make another ad.

Won't matter that the guys' stories don't pan out under scrutiny, right? We'll make bush* into a junkie monkey-fucker in the minds of the average American, and he'll be all through.

Isn't that how it works?

[dogtag]

1. Very tempting,

but we're....er....Democrats. We don't do that shit. We're the good guys, dammit.

[NYCGirl]

2. We don't have to lie...there's so much ammunition just using the truth

about this poor excuse for a president!