I sent this to the editor of the local paper

[jmowreader]

The front page of your newspaper has a photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger and one of Laura Bush.

In the interest of being "fair and balanced," it should also have run this photo:

//insert picture of freeper woman wearing purple heart bandage on her chin//

This repugnant little souvenir came with a note: "It was just a little self-inflicted scratch, but you can see I got a purple heart for it."9