Admitting a realllly bad thought here

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

And maybe I shouldn't admit this, but here goes.

I'm thinking about bush's speech. I know it won't be good, when does he ever give a good speech? (I mean, NO HE'S GREAT! BRILLIANT DEBATOR!!!)

But, um, I have to admit, I have been hoping he has a sudden case of intestinal cramping during the speech.

There, I said it. My VERY not nice thought and wish.


(P.S. The kind of intestinal cramping that doubles you over. That feels like spikes are being driven through your guts. The kind where you can't speak or breathe for a few seconds and you wish you could get to a bathroom very very quickly.)

Please forgive me for such vile thoughts.

[Chichiri]

1. Shame on you.

Shame on you for thinking that the President should have intenstinal cramping. The kind that makes you break out in a cold sweat and puts a quaver in your voice. The kind that makes you feel like your gut is a black hole into which the rest of your body is falling, one nerve at a time. The kind where you would rather concede the Presidency rather than spend another 10 seconds away from a toilet.

Shame.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. I know

I know I shouldn't wish a sudden, paralyzing, horrific case of the putz on the president at the VERY moment he is to give his acceptance speech at his party's convention.

I know I shouldn't wish him to sweat so hard from the pain that people look above him to see if someone is pouring buckets of water on his head.

I know I shouldn't wish that the intestinal pains and cramping are so bad it makes his eyes water and wish for his mommy.

I am bad.

[Chichiri]

12. Yes you are.

How could anyone wish for whoever is introducing him to trigger intestinal spasms by shouting his name into the microphone? For the pain to be so bad that his teeth start chattering before the crowd stops clapping and cheering and chanting "four more years?" For the pain to be so bad that it may ultimately be too much to overcome and Rove quickly orders that any media person who shoots footage of Bush from behind after the speech will be shot on the spot? How could you?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. LOL!

I don't know you, but you are my kinda person! I love your sense of humor!

[Chichiri]

17. Thanks!

Someone else thought I was a troll, though . . . :crazy:

[Arugula Latte]

44. He can make a commercial! "Where will you be ...

...when your diarrhea returns?"

Shot of Bush in crowd of Repubs; camera zeroes in on Bush's inane, stupid mug; a look of surprise and consternation comes over his face as he realizes he's just squirted a load into his best suit pants.

[cheshire]

2. Will he spew more or less shit out of his mouth, hard to tell

[Booster]

3. To all VooDooists (?)

Here's your chance to show your stuff. If you can make this happen I'll be your best friend.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. I am

kinda being serious when I say this next thing, I am kinda not.

I think I DO sometimes foresee things. And I am NOT going to say I am psychic, ok? But sometimes you just.....get a hunch about stuff, you know what I mean? Or more than a hunch, a VERY strong feeling.

bush's speech will not only be weak, his delivery will be weak. Weak voice, stilted body.

Why? Sudden case of intestinal cramping. I don't know why. I just think so.

Or maybe it's just wishful thinking and I am just being VERY VERY bad again.

Stop it Moonbeam! It's naughty to wish horrible cases of putz on bush!

[gauguin57]

9. I have a voodoo doll on my shelf. If you think I haven't been

drivin' pins into that thing all week, you're nuts!

[Booster]

24. Get a hammer and a nail - maybe a spike.

[Poiuyt]

5. I just hope his teleprompter breaks

[Sparkly]

6. I hope his teleprompter freezes

MAN I'd love that.

Or I hope he gets a few choice hecklers.

Or I hope his rumored "bulletproof box" doesn't open.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

31. Bush is going to be speaking in the round

BoyGeorge's White House Communication Director (sorry, not good on names tonight - all those stiff, white guys in suits are running together) said on Jon Stewart tonight that Bush will be speaking in the round tomorrow night. They are now resorting to "theatrics" to take the focus off Georgie Porgy.

So now Bushie has to walk, think and speak all at the same time? This should be very interesting.

Anybody see Stewart's "film" on Bush tonight. Funny stuff. Theme was just believe Bush's words and not the facts. The WH Communications guy didn't seem to think it was as funny as the audience did. Will re-run tomorrow night at 7 pm on Comedy Central.

I've still got my fingers crossed for the TelePrompter.

[Philostopher]

32. Ooh, yeah!

Spinal Tap redux! That would make a great front-page photo for a couple of weeks, wouldn't it?

STONEHENGE!

[belle]

7. I keep thinking of the scene in "Witches of Eastwick"

you know, where Jack Nicholson is trying to sound reasonable to a bunch of townspeople in church, I think, but, because the witches have cursed him, he suddenly starts gaggin and vomiting up cherry pits and feathers. then he comes back and starts ranting like a loon. something like that...

[Pachamama]

21. Bwahahahaha....well, this witch will be working on that spell tommorrow!

Want to help me? Hee hee....

:hi: Belle!

I know good magic from the Shaman's in the Amazon....Bush is toast...

:bounce:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Ok this is bad but

maybe if we all engage in the same thoughts---you know, send some vibes his way that he eats a sandwich about oh, thirty minutes before the speech that has mayo that has sat out a weeee bit too long.

If we send those vibes as a group, I think they'll work.

Karma's a BITCH.

[AuntPatsy]

14. I believe in premonitions...

dream away..all through the night if need be ;-)

[lapfog_1]

11. I hope he wears white

(it's still before labor day)... and your case of
food poisoning gives him sudden onset projectile diarrhea.

[AlCzervik]

13. OMFG! Thank you, thats the best laugh i've had in days

even better than the elephant head penis hat!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. Thank you

but I don't know about that! The penis hat had me wiping tears off my face this morning. I swear I couldn't BREATHE. I sent that to several people and they said that was one of the funniest things they had seen in MONTHS!

Did you see the San Fransisco Chronicle headline that ran above it? It said "GOP HOPES TO PITCH A BIGGER TENT"

I shit you not. It wasn't related to the pic but right over it. My God.

[lapfog_1]

48. That's priceless.

And you KNOW they did it on purpose.

Go Chronicle. I may go hunt that one down and buy it just for
the captioned photo.

[liberalmuse]

16. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

That's HARSH man! I'm only wishing that he get's a really big zit on his nose tomorrow morning, hahahahaha! (no siree, don't want the SS to come aknocking at my door...)

I'm really curious about this supposed bomb proof glass thing he's rumored to ascend to the stage in. If true, it certainly is a Bond villian/Dr. Strangelove type of entrance and anyway, you'd think they would have reserved that for Cheney.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. Oh come now

a ZIT? That's IT??? The guy's in his fifties, what are the chances of a zit?

Now a mind-numbing, body-racking case of the trots that hits about oh, six seconds into his speech?

Now THAT is classic.

[underseasurveyor]

20. I had food poisoning once

And I use to say that I wouldn't wish that experience on my worst enemy. I have changed my mind :evilgrin:

[Sparkly]

25. haHA

Perfectly stated.

[Pachamama]

27. I had Hyperemises for 6 mos of my pregnancy last year...as I laid in bed

puking for 6 months every 10 minutes until they put the pick IV line in me and fed me and hydrated me intravenously and gave me Anzemet (what they give Chemo patients to help nauseau) and then it was only hourly, I kept thinking I wouldn't wish this on anyone except for Asscroft, Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.....

I still wish that on them....

:grr:

On Edit: Zell Miller too...

[underseasurveyor]

39. Oooh That must have been miserable for you

I'm sorry you had to go through that :-(

I had a lot of uh, "morning sickness" too. However not always in the morning but almost everyday at least one bout of nausea not throwing up, through my entire pregnancy.

[Pachamama]

41. Hyperemesis is basically morning sickness out of control-happens only

in less than .5% of pregnancies....its pretty serious...in 3rd world countries women just die due to dehydration because you can't keep anything down, including water....I wittled away to about 95 lbs by 5 mos of pregnancy. The doctor told me the baby was just fine, just I wasn't....I swear I felt like dieing on more than one occasion...that's why I would wish it on those sacks of shit who also want to control a woman's right to choice. I am atleast a woman who has health insurance, doesn't have to work and has help. My drugs that I had to take hourly through IV were $250 a dose...try calculating that cost for 6+ months and then the home nursing care etc. I kept thinking to myself "what if I was a single mom who waitressed, had no health insurance and if I didn't show up for work, I'd lose my job?" And then I thought about what if then a woman didn't have a choice to having a safe legal abortion and she was forced to being pregnant? Scary....and then I look at those a-holes on stage talking about sanctity of life....right....

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

29. Yep

I had a case so bad one time I used to say the same thing, but there are a few people in the White House I wouldn't mind getting the same case.

Are you talking the kind of thing where you aren't afraid you are going to die, but afraid you AREN'T going to die? THAT kind of food poisoning? I had to be taken to the hospital. Completely dehydrated, couldn't hold down a single sip of water and had been vomiting and dry-heaving for 16 HOURS.

For the next five days my entire torso was sore, like I had done a workout from hell.

I was mortified by my own body. When you need the toilet AND a bucket you are in trouble.

[underseasurveyor]

34. It was both kinds

The first two days I wished I would die. On the third day my sister took me to the hospital because we were really afraid I would die.
Course by then I didn't need the bucket and the toilet at the same time anymore. There wasn't anything left to come out at either end.
I was a sick sick fuckin' puppy...The worst I've ever experienced, I'm 44 now and that happened when I was 16 or so. And still to this day I have not ever felt as bad as that. Horrible horrible bad :-(

36 hours later they let me out of the hospital still on a liquid diet. Took almost two weeks before I felt myself again and could eat without the queasiness.

[mzmolly]

22. LOL, and wouldn't it be great if it were accompanied by a loud release

of gas (picked up by the mic of course) ;)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

26. Can you see the headlines?

"DID HE JUST FART?"

"BUSH RELEASES GAS--ER, GIVES ACCEPTANCE SPEECH AT RNC!"

[underseasurveyor]

30. Stop it my sides are splitting

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMAO

[underseasurveyor]

28. ROTFLMAO

Good one :thumbsup:

[newsguyatl]

23. that's nothing!

i've been wishin' and prayin' (something newsguy doesn't do) that he'll fall as he's coming out to the podium tomorrow.

maybe if enough of us wish it happens, it will.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. Fall?

Dude, that'll just make everyone feel sorry for him! We don't want THAT again.

No, if he has a good case of the putz, he'll ACT really weird, but he can't explain why and there won't BE any explanation given.

Now, I am not wishing to see a pants explosion on stage, as THAT would also make people feel horribly sorry for him (and gross everyone out! Ewww!).

No, just something bad enough to totally ruin his speech and make people cock their heads and say "Hey, he's worse than usual!"

Meanwhile he's in complete agony.

It's PERFECT isn't it?

It's a good thing I use my powers for good and not for evil, eh?

[mzmolly]

36. Ok, I've got it. He gets a major cramp just as he approaches the podium

he doubles over, falling to the ground, but as he's falling to the ground, he passes major gas and curses *taking the loard's name in vein* in the nastiest of ways ... (and, it's all picked up my the camaras and mics')

:P

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

38. I could go for that

but then he has to also let loose with a string of really bad words, MF, GD, MF, GD, you know, the top choice cuss words.

The more I think about that idea, the more I like it. Really would start his speech off well, wouldn't it?

Dare we dream of a "wardrobe malfunction?"

Ewwwww.

[Warren DeMontague]

35. Maybe the Poo-Eating will catch up with him, finally.

I mean, it can't be healthy.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. Ah

thanks for that chuckle.....you never fail to make me laugh impeach!

[underseasurveyor]

40. Hey I heard.......and this is really for really true

That the Dim-Son eats poo in church :evilgrin: LOL

[Warren DeMontague]

50. Well, now, just because I went on Hardball and said it

before Chris Matthews shouted me down.. doesn't mean it's been fully verified.

[Doohickie]

42. Say three Hail Mary's and try to avoid this situation in the future

Your sins have been absolved, my daughter....

Now go in the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.






NEXT!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

43. AHHH!

But I'm not Catholic--do I still say the Hail Marys? How do they go?

(On a serious note, I actually don't like having such vile thoughts about someone else--no matter how much I think they may deserve it....that's why I can never be a Republican, LOL!)

[underseasurveyor]

46. Oh, I can't believe you just said that.

Why,.....you flip-flopper you. First you say yes then you say no. :flips hair: can't trust anyone these days..heh
;-)

:evilgrin:

[Tsiyu]

45. Metaphysical Montezuma's Revenge

The kind that would shut down a rest stop bathroom....

Seriously, I, too have been envisioning all of the Repuke speakers having "troubles." And there is power in numbers so let's all focus and make this an experiment in defeating evil.

Let's get over our hangups about doing unto others, since all we're doing is trying to point a certain energy a certain way and only toward something harmful.
Right?

Focus on * drooling, slurring, stumbling, failing. More importantly, focus on Kerry poised and powerful and victorious.

As an old man told me today, "We need all the help we can get." He has six grandsons and he is afraid * and Pickles are going to eat them. WSe can't let that happen. get out the gin, do incantations against malochio, whatever works in your world.

[LunaC]

47. I was hoping he'll start speaking in tongues......n/t

[loudsue]

49. How will we be able to tell the difference from his usual speeches?

Half the time he sounds like he's speaking in tongues anyway...it sure doesn't make any sense to me, but the annointed freepers somehow understand it!!!

It's a miracle!!!

:kick::kick: