what will be the official reason given when palin "steps down"?

[colonel odis]

doubtful it will "dumber than a box of raisin bran" or "oops! we never vetted her."

will it be to spend more time with brillo or whatever her pregnant daughter's name is?

will it be to focus on the troopergate thing?

it's almost fishing season? hunting season?

things are getting rowdy up in alaska and she has to see 'bout 'em?

she's looking for those things she promised to get back to katie couric about?

what, exactly, will the official explanation be?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. The official reason?

McCain and Palin losing the general election.

[JuniperLea]

8. That's the REAL reason... not the official...

The GOP doesn't deal in real:)

[GOPNotForMe]

2. To spend more time with her family, of course. Oops, is that sexist?

[Larry in KC]

3. A two-fer: to help with her "pregnant" daughter's medical emergency

[CTyankee]

12. I go with that. Also, with her "realization" that her baby son will have "special needs."

She's really got some good "reasons" to leave and go back home.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

4. She's a witch!

[cdb]

16. Burn her!!

[Uben]

5. Six weeks till election? You can't step down

Too late, Mcshitface is stuck with her. We win!

[mwb970]

6. God called her back to Alaska. /nt

[tridim]

7. Brillo

:rofl:

Don't know why, but that really tickled my funny bone.

[iamthebandfanman]

9. holy jebus, give it up

shes not gonna drop out for christs sake

thatd be more of a suicide than actually keeping her, which says alot

[islandmkl]

10. it'll be them goddam commies over to her west....

once Putin found out she was out of state, he's been makin' plans on attackin' and gettin' Alaska back where it belongs....

[pnwmom]

11. New baby's health problems.

Many Down's syndrome children have them, and it would give her instant sympathy.

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. More likely his Mom is the one with the real problems................

[scheming daemons]

13. Bristol will have a "pregnancy emergency"

[bunnies]

14. Wheres that "skip it" button when I need it?!

:banghead:

[JuniperLea]

15. I doubt it will happen...

But if it did, the obvious "official" reason would be to spend more time with her family. That's what most rats say whilst jumping a sinkin ship.

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

18. She needs to spend more time with her witch doctor - she needs an exorcism stat

[Speck Tater]

19. Problems with daughter's pregnancy. NT

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. More likely she'll be dropping Gramps.............

[LiberalFighter]

21. If she does drop out the media will have to start all over vetting the new VP candidate.

[Ino]

22. The media is on a sexist witch hunt & it's become a distraction from McSame's message

[BlueIdaho]

23. She forgot where she put her car keys

She needs to go look for them.

[onenote]

24. that its november 5 and the election is over

Cause she's not going anywhere before then