Swords or Pistols???? Zell and Tweety will meet at Dawn

[opihimoimoi]

Poll question: Swords or Pistols???? Zell and Tweety will meet at Dawn

Will it be Swords

or, Pistols at 20 paces??

Zell, losing his mind, not that he had one, has challenged Tweety to a duel???

[EnfantTerrible]

1. Swords... without a doubt

Zell wants to see him up close... or can't see him except up close

[Radical Activist]

2. Does anyone else remember the Simpsons episode

where Homer keeps challenging people to duels until he runs into a guy from the South who belonged to something like the American society of duelers.

There was a mental duel tonight and Zell lost big time. I don't think he was even armed.

[Jo March]

19. Yes - the Glove Slap episode

Glove slap, baby glove slap
Glove slap, I don't take crap

Yes, most excellent episode.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. "I See Your Schwartz Is As Big As Mine".... n/t

[City Lights]

4. No option for spitballs?

That would have gotten my vote.

[Sugarbleus]

6. ROFL!!! I forgot...hahaha

I want them to smack each other around with a fresh trout.

This has been the SCREAM of the whole week.... It's made me feel a whole lot better... :evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

8. Zell made the wrong crowd MAD....Us Dems are mad but at the

same time laugh at the dufus who made zell key note speaker...what a joke he turns out to be...Truly represents the Grumpy Old People party

[opihimoimoi]

9. Can we see this?? DUELING SPITBALLS AT DAWN???

Damn, Triple Damn...Its Hilarious....

[phish420]

10. LOL...good call! nt

[maine_raptor]

5. Swords for sure

The only question is broadswords or rapiers.

Rapiers are classic, but nothing like a good broadsword slash to really ruin the other guy's day.

[opihimoimoi]

7. Rapiers like in the Count of Monte Cristo

Zell would slash himself in the process....

[phish420]

11. What Time?

What time is this going to be on...anyone know?

[opihimoimoi]

13. Latest news just in, Karen had a talk with Zell to cool his jets.

[JohnnyCougar]

12. Pistols

let's just get it over with....:)

[opihimoimoi]

14. 44 mags oughta do it ..........at 3 paces

[oasis]

15. Swords. Tyrone Power died of a heart attack while filming a swordfight

scene in the movie "Solomon and Sheba". Yul Brenner had to take his place.

Give my old pal Zell a sword and let nature run its course.

[PurityOfEssence]

16. I believe the Monty Python "Fish Slapping Dance" is in order

Let's make the punishment fit the crime, eh what?

[auburngrad82]

17. A few stem cells might solve this problem

I've been reading that stem cell research may hold the key to curing Alzheimer's disease. Someone should point that out to Zell.

Nevermind. He probably wouldn't remember what you told him.

[IndianaGreen]

18. Where are the Zell Miller apologists that frequented this board?

Particularly those that defended Zell when he gave money to Cynthia McKinney's opponent in the primary, just like AIPAC did.

I voted for a pistol at 20 paces!

[LTR]

20. Steel cage match

WWE-style.

[Generic Other]

21. Gentleme use dueling pistols and swords

Zell will use spitballs.

[opihimoimoi]

22. SPITBALL DEATHMATCH....Only in America can we see this....