1,001 Things to Hate About the Convention

[OneBlueSky]

from the New York Press . . .

http://www.nypress.com/17/35/news&columns/feature.cfm

a few samples . . .

1001. City’s collective IQ drops eight points, temporarily tying us with Seattle.

987. Log Cabin Republican pigs in shit.

982. Republican delegates in pricey hotels and eating catered food at city expense as Bush administration proposes revoking of $107 million in Section 8 housing vouchers for New York poor.

967. Massive numbers of foreigners watching just to find another reason to hate us.

961. A quarter-million angry protesters, yet none think to encircle Fox News studios to block doughnut deliveries to Roger Ailes.

958. All the good blow bought up by Congressional pages.

952. Can’t make jokes about killing the president.

948. Hard to tell if Dick Morris is hailing cab or prostitute.

926. Swift Boat story knocked off front pages just as it was starting to backfire.

903. Donna Sheehan, founder of nude protest group Baring Witness, on political strategy: "At any time or place, any woman might expose all–and I mean all–for peace and justice. Her only intent is to seduce men into listening."

902. Sheehan is in her seventies.

- well . . . you get the idea . . . much, much more . . . post your favorites . . . :)

http://www.nypress.com/17/35/news&columns/feature.cfm

[LTR]

1. kick

This is funny.

:kick:

[Fleshdancer]

2. Can we start calling it the Convention of Hate now?

The republican platform has nothing to do with the future, optimism, or security. It's nothing more than hate. Hate against Democrats. Hate against homosexuals. Hate against Islam. Hate against Veterans. Hate against peace. Hate against the entire global community. The list goes on and on.

Hate Convention '04!