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Dear Senator Miller,
Dear God what an embarrassment you are.
I wonder if your new Republican buddies will still like you tomorrow after your total meltdown on national television.
I challenge you to duel!!! Ha ha ha!!!!!
So what's it going to be Senator, swords or pistols?!?! Man, my sides are hurting.
Zell, you've turned into a pathetic old crank, and your act on Hardball makes me wonder if you haven't become emotionally unhinged.
What's the matter? Have the screams of your conscience for turning your back on the people who've supported you your entire career become too much to bear?
Anyway Senator, why don't you do us real Democrats a favor and just make your party switch official, assuming of course that the GOP will still have you.
Because Zell, my man, you've just become, well...embarrassing.
Regards,
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P.S. I'm pretty sure the GOP will still take you. Their "big tent" always has room for another crotchety, old, white guy.
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