Funniest Line of the Night

[MrBenchley]

And there were many contenders....

Deadheart Dick Cheney: "George W. Bush saw this country through grief and tragedy. He has acted with patience, and calm, and a moral seriousness that calls evil by its name."

Quick, which of these names has not been mentioned aloud as an enemy even once during the Republican Convention?
a) John Kerry
b) Michael Moore
c) John Edwards
d) Osama Bin Laden (who he?)

[Darth_Kitten]

1. bin Laden?

:shrug:

What I win?? :evilgrin:

[MrBenchley]

3. You win this guy's hat....

Don't worry, it only does that when Ah-nuld's on the podium....one glance at Lynne Cheney or Pickles Bush makes it flaccid again...

[MaineDem]

5. Oh, it's an elephant!

Sorry, for a minute I thought... :evilgrin:

[MrBenchley]

7. There's a throbbing prick under it though....

[Darth_Kitten]

6. He looks like a Pharoah with a penis sticking out of his forehead......

:evilgrin:

Sorry, it's the first thing I thought of. ;)

[MrBenchley]

8. It takes a moment of study

before you realize it's supposed to be an elephant...

[jesus]

15. His name...

Richard Cranium

[drdigi420]

16. what a dickhead

[freetobegay]

2. Yea he has acted with with "patience, and calm"

Remember he sat there for 7 minutes reading a book when we were under attack om 9/11.

P.S. who is Osama Bin Laden?

[MrBenchley]

4. The Lessons of 9/11

Don't let Junior Flyboy near kids reading about a goat, or he'll forget about everything he's supposed to be doing and just sit there like a lump...

"P.S. who is Osama Bin Laden?"
Beats me. You'd think if he was important, somebody on the podium might have mentioned his name......

[charlie105]

9. Nice observation.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. "A moral seriousness that calls evil by its name." Talk about Freudian

projection! If you want to find evil, Dick, look in the mirror.

[MrBenchley]

13. Ahem....

[emad]

11. Talking of awkward moments.....

"watching Mr Schwarzenegger’s wife, Maria Shriver, a registered Democrat and John F. Kennedy’s niece, sitting next to the first President Bush was a master class in the body language of suffering."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,173-1243307,00.html

[LTR]

12. Damn! You hit the nail on the head!

This question should be sent out to every media figure in America. Awesome!

[FredScuttle]

14. "Are you going to shut up and let me answer?"

Zig Zag Zell was off-the-charts loony last night, but you gotta give it up to him for giving Tweety what he so richly deserves.

[MrBenchley]

17. By the way, has anybody mentioned Saudi Arabia either?

You remember, the country that bankrolled the 9/11 attacks? The country most of the hijackers came from?

Or do the Republicans think that was France?