If Zell were a Muppet, which Muppet Would He Be?

[22181]

That eagle guy crossed with Beaker crossed with one of the old farts from the balcony?

Dude looks like a muppet.

[mrbill]

1. muppets are cool, zell's a major asshole.......

the muppets would vote him off the island.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. Zell's hero Cheney voted to reduce defense spending on many occasions

but I don't hear bushbot zell talking about it.


http://www.bushlies.net/pages/10/
>>B-2 BOMBER:
The Kerry Record

Kerry has supported over $16.7 billion in defense authorizations for the B-2 program



THE CHENEY RECORD:
Cheney Proposed Cuts to B-2 Program, According to the RNC, B-2s Were Crucial to Operation Iraqi Freedom. According to the Boston Globe, in 1990, “Defense Secretary Richard Cheney announced a cutback… of nearly 45 percent in the administration's B-2 Stealth bomber program, from 132 airplanes to 75…”

[Perky]

2. sam the eagle n/t

[Connie_Corleone]

3. I would say Animal,

but, that would be an insult to Animal.

[bkcc]

4. Either Statler or Waldorf.

One of those cranky old farts that sits in the balcony and heckles the Muppets.

[chelsea0011]

5. The crazy old guy on the left in the balcony.

[rullery]

7. I would say Zell reminds me of Oscar, the Grouch

who lives in a garbage can.