The Republican Prayer....

[kentuck]

Thank you Lord for giving us George W Bush. We would be huddled in the corners in fear if someone else was president. We are a bunch of scaredy cats, you know? We need someone that knows what he is doing, a la George W Bush, to take care of us. We would fear for our lives if John Kerry or somebody that preached peace and brotherhood were in charge. We are so lucky that you have blessed us with a leader that knows the only way to deal with this enemy is to kill them. Hunt them down and murder them. Thank you Jesus!

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. The REAL Republican Prayer

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(in other words, they are morally and spiritually bankrupt, pose behind their Christian label - but deep inside, ARE NOT spiritual at all....if they worship anything, it is themselves, wealth, and hatred)

[MadcityRock]

2. If they prayed what they mean it would sound like this

Our Funder, which art in Enron,
Halliburton be thy name.
My kingdom come, crime will be done,
on Earth as it is in Enron.
Give us this day more daily lies,
and forget us our casualties,
as we torture those who did nothing against us.
And leave us out of investigations,
but deliver us from justice.
For mine is the vengeance,
and the power and the money.
War without end, Amen.

I pledge allegiance to the rich
unindicted snakes of America,
and to the republicans
and corporate brands,
one party, under Bush, indeposable,
with poverty, injustice our call.

And schoolchildren will be required to draw their guns and light up a smoke before reciting these morning prayers like good Bushtians.