Gallup poll makes Freeper worry about being made into soap ... link

[Alhena]

Dang, and I thought WE got too worked up about polls.

Post number 42:

If this is true then we will have elected a Marxist for president and we can be expected to be carted off to the gulags and reeducation camps. Won’t be long until we are made into soap and our skin into lampshades. This is the Third Reich all over again right here in Obama’s New America. Fascist to the core.

42 posted on Sunday, September 28, 2008 12:19:24 PM by RichardW

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2092443/posts

[deadparrot]

1. Ahhh, yes, because Marxists and the Third Reich got along so well. nt

[yardwork]

3. The ignorance is just jaw-dropping. Did these people drop out of the third grade?

Is this what they learn in home school?

[liberalmuse]

7. Oh. My. God.

Who among us would even use Freeper soap? And if we were going to send them to camps, it would be EDUCATION camps, since you can't re-educate people who aren't even educated in the first place.

[Lex]

14. LOL. Good points.

[Jackpine Radical]

59. Q: Why is FReeper meat so expensive?

A: Ever try to CLEAN one of those bastids?

[liberalmuse]

65. Years ago, there was a Christian fundie online...

who claimed liberals would cannibalize Christians during the end times. First of all, I'm vegetarian. Second of all, I'd rather eat tree bark than attempt to gnaw through all the fat and gristle on a flabby Freeper.

[OKNancy]

2. Their nuts are nuttier than our nuts, although

I've read crap like that here too.

[TwilightGardener]

4. Yeah, I saw that. All the Democratic Presidents of the past have managed

to avoid turning us into soap and lampshades, but Obama will be the exception--he's just DASTARDLY.

[donco6]

5. Soap and lampshades . . . well at least they'd be useful then.

Although Eau du Slimeball might not sell so well.

[RichGirl]

20. That is so funny....I can't stop laughing.

I expected horrors from Bush and got even worse than imagined, but I never for a single second thought Bush would turn me into a bar of Dove!

[Renew Deal]

70. Freeper Soap

You couldn't give it away.

[samsingh]

6. freepers don't even know what they're talking about

[Arugula Latte]

8. Don't be silly, Freeps. We're going to make you into soap....We're going to make you into wallets.

But, then again, we might not need wallets in our Marxist paradise because we won't need money. Hmmm. We'll have to think about that one.

[LaurenG]

9. What the hell is wrong with their brains?

I can't understand where all that fear is coming from. Obama is about to put freedom at their feet and they want to run back into their cages. Their delusion over what has gone on in this country for the last 8 years is stunning.

It would be nice if someone told them what the differences between fascism, Marxism and communism are, maybe that would help. :shrug:

[Captain Lance Bass]

12. Lampshades make perfect sense

when you are a dim-witted freep-a-zoid to begin with

[mrcheerful]

Freepers are like the Japanese soldiers during WWII and the woman that served them

When america forces landed on Okinawa, woman were jumping off cliffs because they were afraid americans were going to do all sorts of nasty things to them. Why? Because their leaders told them that crap during the war to keep them in line. Or how about the soldiers on isolated islands that were found cowering in their caves afraid to come out and under the impression the war was still on? This are the freepers of yester year, todays freepers are much the same they drank the kool aid and bought the propaganda.

[1Hippiechick]

55. not enough lampshades to go around. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

61. I was getting really worried about the lampshade and soap shortages.

So nice to know relief is on its way.

[RichGirl]

10. I wonder if there is any chance...

...that we could get President Obama to cart all the freepers off to the gulags? Do we have any gulags???? Maybe Gov. Palin to build some in Alaska.

[Left Is Write]

11. And again, they think WE are the crazy ones?

[Arkana]

13. Um....

Sure.

What can you say to that other than "You're fucking insane and should be tranq'd?"

[backscatter712]

15. No, that's not how we operate!

We break into liposuction clinics, steal the body fat from the biohazard bins, make that into soap, and sell the rich Republican ladies their own fat asses back to them! I'll bet we could make a decent living on Cindy McCain alone...

:evilgrin:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

76. The first rule is, you DON'T TALK ABOUT........soap making

[Orsino]

16. Which party created the camps, again? And fought to keep them running?

Stupid freep.

[MadrasT]

17. Freepers can't even count

The "Third Reich all over again" would be, um, the "Fourth Reich". Asshats.

[codjh9]

18. Yes, as others are saying, where in the hell do they get the idea that WE are the psychos?

My God, they've got that f-ing market CORNERED.

[JitterbugPerfume]

19. that kind of fear

can be dangerous .

[insanity]

21. Best reply

To: Perdogg

I just cannot believe people will elect a dumbhead for President

3 posted on Sunday, September 28, 2008 10:03:57 AM by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
< Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies>

[Arrowhead2k1]

22. Fucking nutballs!

Holy shit!

[mitchum]

23. They shouldn't worry; I wouldn't wash my ass with a freeper

[Phoonzang]

24. Are these reeducation camps called colleges and universities?

If so, I say we send actually do round them up and send them there.

[codjh9]

26. I love it! Yeah, I've worked with a lot of 'em who really weren't f-ing paying attention

the first time around when they were in a university... technological idiots, basically.

[regnaD kciN]

25. Dear Freepers...

Don't worry. We'd never make you into soap.

After all, we use soap to get clean, not dirtier.

[pansypoo53219]

27. well, mcPecker's ads

do imply obama is hitler. more like michael jordon tho.

[morillon]

28. By telling us what THEY'RE afraid of...

...they're telling us what some of them would like to do to us. You see in others what you know you have in yourself.

[Chorophyll]

33. Bingo!

You're absolutely right. These people are ignorant and hateful -- a dangerous combination.

[treestar]

46. Double bingo!

It only shows what they would like to do to their opposition.

[budkin]

29. LMAO! Freeper meltdowns are fun

[Starry Messenger]

30. My plan involves hooking them all up to The Matrix.

Goodbye energy crisis! Then they can live out their camp fantasies and quit bothering the rest of us.

[Jennicut]

31. Yes and you will be gased next. WTF is wrong with these wackjobs?

Seriously, I have given up trying to understand them. They must be aliens put here from space.

[frickaline]

32. My favorite was the Dave Barry article they posted

excerpt:

This was a perfect example of why -- no matter what you hear from the liberal communist news media -- private citizens have a legitimate constitutional need for machine guns. No single-shot weapon is going to bring down a flitting bat at close range. To stop one of those babies, you need to put a LOT of lead into the air.

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/columnists/dave-barry/story/668807.html

It was the only thing worth reading over there.

[Cirque du So-What]

34. They needn't worry

There are better sources of fatty acids for soap than freepers' Cheetos flab.

Once you get past the smell of chickenhawk emanating from the tailpipe, however, they'll make dandy biodiesel.

[calico1]

35. Oh...My...God...

:wtf:

[chicagoexpat]

36. HOW CAN YOU MAKE SOAP OUT OF SHIT??!?!?

Just asking ;-)

To play devil's advocate... :evilgrin:

[Erin Elizabeth]

37. Dear God.

The economy would get BETTER under a Dem president. Four years would be great, eight would be even better to fix this hellacious nightmare of a shitty mess the booshies left us.

You'd think they'd be HAPPY about the economy about to get better.

[NorthernSpy]

38. soap that makes you dirtier?

I'll pass.


:eyes:

[Liberal Veteran]

39. Freeper skin makes for really ugly lamp shades.

And you don't want to be anywhere near a freeper being rendered into soap. Even maggots and vultures start puking.

[bowens43]

40. I say let's do iT!1! Freeper soap!!!

I wouldn't use it but it might be fun to make.

[anonymous171]

41. Wait a minute. Weren't Marxists and Communists sent to the camps along with Jews?

[tsuki]

42. Who'd buy soap made from a freeper? The stink alone would

drive you off.

[medicswife]

43. OMG I have to save this and pass it on to my husband.

This is the best damned thing from Freeperville EVER!!!!!! Holy crapola. Nothing more to say than that.

:wtf:

[vaberella]

44. As a Marxist, I take offense. These cats are racist aren't they..."gulags"?

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

45. Nuttier than squirrel turds

Ignorance can be remedied. This kind of delusional stupidity goes all the way to the bone.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

47. I didn't know soap was made out of shit.

[azmouse]

48. Nah... we'll just force him to drink lattes and burn the flag.

:patriot:

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

58. and eat arugula instead of Cheetos

[PassingFair]

49. "Re-education" Camps. THAT'S a laugh!

That would imply that some education had previously
taken place.

These people are IDIOTS.

[Silent3]

50. Freepers are crazier, dumber, and more ignorant, IMHO, BUT...

...if we're going to be honest with ourselves, it's not like those traits are never seen here on DU. The left has its fair share of moonbats in tin foil hats.

[anigbrowl]

51. Quite true. But at least our nutcases aren't as morbid.

Most of the time anyhow. The freeper people genuinely scare me.

[Liberal_in_LA]

52. People soap?

[Silent3]

56. A reference to some of the horrors of WW2...

...and what happened to Jews in German concentration camps.

[carnie_sf]

53. I love the smell

of freepers panicking in the morning. It smells like...victory

[Bake]

54. Do they even know what fascists ARE?

Here's a hint: they could take a look in the MIRROR!

Bake

[Starlight]

63. Obviously they have absolutely no idea.

:silly:

[Warren DeMontague]

57. For these chucklefucks, not being ALLOWED to outlaw abortion and teach creationism in public schools

equals being taken to Dachau.

:eyes:

[VoodooGuru]

60. After reading freeper posts I want to take a bath, but I sure as hell don't want...

...my soap to be made out of their fat asses.

Boycott the Paper Street Soap Co. ;)

[PerfectSage]

62. Goody. I can't wait to get my Glowbama lampshade and a bar of freeper soap.

[LiberadorHugo]

64. Phail!

Marxism is not Stalinism. (Anybody who tells you otherwise is either dishonest or delusionmal.)

Marxism had nothing to do with the Third Reich.

Marxism has nothing to do with Barack Obama or the Democratic Party. Even Keynesian would be a big stretch nowadays.

Sounds like the ramblings of a crystal meth addict in some back alley of Wasillia.

[Curtland1015]

66. What kind of soap will you get?

I really want a bar of Shawn Hannitivory!

[LowerManhattanite]

67. There are several tombstoned DU'ers...

...on their granite-nibblin' hate sites who parrot the same Nazi / Fascist / “I'm so afraid!” bullshit against Obama, as well.

They too, have proven themselves to be “freepers”. :(

[dansolo]

68. So which is it, Marxist or Fascist?

Doesn't this idiot realize that they Marxism and Fascism are two completely different systems?

[Renew Deal]

69. That's hot!

:wtf: :rofl:

[zulchzulu]

71. Wrong! They will be made into dog food...

It's easier.

[gulliver]

72. Nope. We're going to use them in our matrix.

Thousands of freeper brains could be harnessed. We should be able to get at least an egg timer or low end digital watch working.

[Gold Metal Flake]

73. Which One Of You Wrote That?

That's gotta be satire!

:rofl:

[crazy_vanilla]

74. whaaaaa ??

In usual freeper logic. Whith the logic of a dead cat's rear end, he may deserve the soap path in life.

This comes to show you how much freepers operate on fear. They sometimes scare their own selves to death!

[nam78_two]

75. Wow

:wow:

[yurbud]

77. were any conservatives put in camps when LBJ, JFK, Truman, or FDR were president?