I heard shrub is coming up through the floor tonight....

[eleny]

...and got this image in my head

[cheshire]

1. Now I sick and all those sheep at RNC will faint and swoon in moronic

devotion. Ugh

[elehhhhna]

2. No they're gonna roll the rock away from the burial cave and VOILA!

The second coming!

[slojim240]

24. Yeah, rising from the flames of hell, I suspect.

What dung!!

[hlthe2b]

3. Nah---an image more like an overflowing .................

SEPTIC TANK, (bubbling its shit to the surface)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eleny]

4. Heh heh heh

You gonna make that image for us?!

[hlthe2b]

15. Here ya go--

Ironically, this is more fitting than I'd imagined! Here's the source and original caption:
PHOTO: A toilet in the critical care unit at Al-Kerkh general hospital. Like many Iraqi hospitals, Al-Kerkh is drastically undersupplied and understaffed. (Dahr Jamail/NewStandard)

What a wonderful "liberation" we've given you, eh Iraqis? :mad:

[eleny]

21. A poop house perfect for the "squatter" in the people's House

[Fuzz]

27. I'm George Bush and I'm reporting for Doody?

[Atlas Mugged]

5. Not at all what came to my mind!

Coming up through the floor? Let's just hope he's carrying a pitchfork in one hand and twirling his tail in the other.

[eleny]

6. Ooooh! I like that!

Revealing his true self and coming up to claim their souls. The delegates sure have made a deal with the devil, didn't they. Get busy with your Photoshop!

[mark0rama]

7. I was thinking more of the Wicked Witch of the West

In a puff of black smoke.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. I imagined something similar...

including the dry-ice fog. There should be a choir, too. Leni Riefenstahl choreographs a revival meeting. I really hope he does rise up through the floor; even though the freeper fundies will eat it up, it will be the ultimate act of shark-jumping.

[eleny]

11. There's a lot of great ideas here!

Hope you guys take a crack at it. If nothing else, it sure makes you feel good to lash back a bit. Right before we all get busy for the next two months.

[Lex]

9. When he rises from hell's burning pit will he also have the hounds of hell

with him?

[AlCzervik]

10. It's like a bad show in Vegas.

[Bunny]

12. Remember in Spinal Tap, when they came out in pods?

Picture Duh-bya coming up through the floor, in a cloud of fog, in a pod, that DOESN'T OPEN!!!! BWAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[leetrisck]

13. He would but he can't "get out of the gutter"

poor little whining, crybaby -

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. "Moria. The Republicans delved too greedily and too deep"

"You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum. Shadow and flame."

[Eagle_Eye]

16. And at the end

At the end of his speeh they splash him with water and he disapears back into the floor screaming 'I'm melting, I'm melting.'

[cybildisobedience]

17. you mean like Herman Munster?

[progressivebydesign]

18. I keep hoping for a power outage.. halfway up..

.. he'd be suspended up there, not quite where he'd need to be.. but just stuck there.. having to improvise. No teleprompter.. that would be sweet. Any chance of bad weather that way?

[cheshire]

19. Let's hope he is the burning bush

[Fleshdancer]

20. I would love for someone to nail the opening shut

keep him down there. How's that for a headline? "President stuck in floor"

[eleny]

22. "As usual - the pResident is in the dark!

[iconoclastic cat]

23. And as he rises, the music blares: "Please allow me to introduce myself,

I'm a man of wealth and taste!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. And in November he'll be flying through the roof!!!

:hi:

[AnnInLa]

26. IF he does come up thru the floor tonight, be SURE

to get that image to all the usual outlets tonight and tomorrow after the rapture is over. They could have a field day with it! Especially Gary Trudeaux and some others! What if it went around the internet like wildfire? Keep that image!

kick

[alphafemale]

28. Yup. The AntiChrist is supposed to rise out of a pit.

Strange 'taint it.