"I'm George Bush, and I'm finally reporting for duty"

[NewYorkerfromMass]

Stephanie Cutter rocks!...

Kerry's spokeswoman, Stephanie Cutter, making it clear that she was speaking in the spirit of reciprocal one-upmanship, tongue firmly in cheek, held out some hope all the same.

"If they are going to continue mimicking us, then I guess this means that George Bush is going to get up there Thursday and say, "I'm George Bush, and I'm finally reporting for duty" and then the balloons won't drop."

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/02/politics/campaign/02memo.html?pagewanted=print&position=

[gee double you bee]

1. haha

:P

[dryan]

2. This is hysterical....

made my afternoon.

[cthrumatrix]

3. LOL..... and oh so true...

[gollygee]

4. Ok. That made me laugh.

hehe. thanks :)

[mr_du04]

5. actually with all the hot air

coming from the pukes the ballons will rise into the night sky.

[MikeG]

6. More like it. That's what I'm looking for.

[tridim]

7. The balloons won't drop

and they won't drop twice as good. Rush will say, "Folks, it's clear that we're better at not dropping balloons."

[NewYorkerfromMass]

8. kick (I see the Salon story is in full gear)

[A_Possum]

9. Nice subtle article

contrasting crabbed and aging Republicans trying to counter the fresh faces and ideas at the DNC, point by point, and coming off as jealously trying to keep up with their second-rate copies.

BTW, this article repeats the meme that Kerry's saying he doesn't wear his religion on his sleeve was borrowed from Ron Reagan.

In fact, Kerry said in an interview in 2003, "I believe in the separation (of church and state.) I believe in not wearing it on my sleeve."

[realFedUp]

10. sniff...sniff....

[NewYorkerfromMass]

11. kick

[DeepModem Mom]

12. kick