From the CNN boards: "The dems is scared of beautiful Sarah..."

[Bicoastal]

"...she will kill the Russians before they attack us at home!!!!!!!! America hating Obama will invite terrorists here and give them our jobs. VOTE JOHN AND SARAH!!!!!"

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

[d_b]

1. they have nothing left.

[Binka]

4. They Had Nothing To Begin With

[AndyTiedye]

22. They've Got the Networks, the Churches, the Courts, and the Voting Machinez

In 2000 and 2004, that was all they needed. I sure hope it will be different this year!

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. what, no typos

or spelling errors?

[Bucky]

18. See, that's the giveaway

Obviously sarcasm. A real Republican wouldn't worry about jobs.

[Sabriel]

3. No, they is repulsed by her

How DOES one invite a terrorist, anyway? Is there a protocol for that?

[lapfog_1]

10. Miss Manners says that only engraved lace invitations are proper. - n/t

[ErinBerin84]

5. wolverines!

[givemebackmycountry]

6. They really are that stupid...

You won't believe me, but today I actually saw a ALAN KEYES for President lawn sign as I was out driving.
I almost drove off the road, and today (believe me) would have been a VERY bad day for that to happen.

Only in Florida.

[Schulzz]

7. We are scared - of the possibility that she might become president.

Everyone should be :scared:

[spanone]

8. morans

[bdamomma]

9. beauty is skin deep.

pretty and no brains.

[RichGirl]

11. We is??? I don't think I is. In fact...I ain't.

When the Russians come to attack us, I'm sure they'll go west over Siberia and into the Alaska airspace. Good thing pretty Sarah has them all figured out.

I wonder if I could get one of them terrorist to mow my lawn. I bet I can pay them even less than Mexicans.

[Canuckistanian]

12. John and beautiful Sarah hit enemies with big rock!

OOOO! Shiny thing!

[FloridaGrl]

13. nincompoop

[Hepburn]

14. Wow...

...I wonder how that inmate of the asylum got to the computer at the front desk?

:shrug:

[Bucky]

15. Pfff, it's a troll. It's funny, but whoever wrote that is voting for Obama.

You don't have to type one between your exclamation points in order to be sarcastic.

[NatBurner]

24. i posted this on the ticker a few weeks ago:

I LOVED HER SPEACH! NEVERMIND THAT I NEVER HEARD OF HER BEFORE LAST WEEK AND JOHN MCCAIN ONLY MET HER ONCE BEFORE DECLARING HER HIS SOULMATE- BY GOD SHE CAN READ ONE HELLUVA SPEACH THAT I CAN HOOT & HOLLER TO AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!

WHO CARES ABOUT HER CLOSET FULL OF SKELTONS AND NUMEROUS SKANDULS AND HER INEXPERIENCE AS LONG AS SHE CAN DELIVER THE RED MEET SPEACHES AND I CAN YELL "WHOOOO!!!" AND CHUG MOOSEHEADS ALL IS FINE IN MY WORLD!!!

LIBRELS WAKE UP AND DO NOT VOTE FOR "HUSSEIN" OBAMA!!

...they printed it

[Bucky]

26. ! Awesome !

All caps is a nice touch. I can almost hear the banjos a-pluckin in the background.

[VolcanoJen]

16. Rise, Sarah, Rise!

:puke:

[TooRaLoo]

17. That's got to be a Dem joking around. I HOPE. nt

[Phoonzang]

19. Maybe it's someone from here trolling..... n/t

[JimboDem]

20. They Is Screwn. n/t

:dem:

[Lex]

21. That's satire, right?

I can't tell anymore. :cry:

[Marrah_G]

23. Yes I definitely am terrified of Sarah Killing the Russians.......

She is going to end up mistaking a Russian fishing trawler for an air craft carrier.

[PA Democrat]

25. Palin will launch a preemptive war with RUSSIA?

That's sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? Financial crisis solved because we're all DEAD! :crazy:

[phleshdef]

27. The part about the Russians leads me to believe they are being sarcastic

and I for one don't need a sarcasm smiley to pick up on that sort of thing.

[RagAss]

28. HAS SNIFFING GLUE MADE A COMEBACK !!

[LeftinOH]

29. Nobody's been asking the big question: Why did she let Russia get so close to Alaska, anyway?