So... what kind of soap are you going to make?

[Curtland1015]

I was reading in Freeptown that when Obama takes over and swears his oath of office on the Koran, his goon squads (I assume that's us?) will round everyone up and turn this into a Marxist police state.

I won't bore you all with the details, but long story short, we'll end up turning God fearing Republicans into soap.

So the question is... what kind of soap do you want to make?

I was thinking of making Sean Hannitizer. Perhaps Rove Body Wash?

[AlCzervik]

1. Dope on a rope.

[eleny]

2. Rove On A Rope

:evilgrin:

[StreetKnowledge]

3. I ain't rounding up anybody......

I'll be happy just kicking those dumb GOP morons out of Washington. They can go anywhere they like after that......

[provis99]

4. Delay Disinfectant Soap

Guaranteed to kill all the bugs in your system.

But stay away from the Bush Body Bar: guaranteed to make you smell like shit.

[southpaw]

5. Freep Goop

I'm already stocking up on lye flakes!

[John Q. Citizen]

6. Sean Hannitizer sounds like a winner!

[11 Bravo]

7. Boehner Balls and Boners Bath.

[Kittycat]

8. I'm going to make little witch shaped soaps, myself.

Maybe devil ones too - blood red devil soap.

[cali]

9. freepish spring.

[Mz Pip]

10. The problem with Freep soap

is that you'd have to use entirely too much perfume scent to mask the vile smell. It just wouldn't be cost effective.

[hamsterjill]

11. Not soap for me

Lipstick!!!

I wanna make Palin into lipstick, but I don't believe in cruelty to animals, so I would not put that lipstick on any pigs. I might offer it to some Republicans...

[blondeatlast]

12. Tucker/Tucker Creamy White Delicate Skin Protecting Soap. nt

[Aloha Spirit]

13. We will just regulate and outlaw germs.

[Union Thug]

14. I'm going to consult with Tyler Durden. Seems like he had some good ideas for soap making n/t

[liberal N proud]

15. No More Limpballs

[billyoc]

16. Dinosaur Saddle Soap.

:rofl:

[IndianaJohn]

17. Granny's famous Hillbilly "Lie" Soap n/t

:crazy:

[Hepburn]

18. Limpballs Lysol....

...? :evilgrin:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

19. floor soap

[Ian David]

20. French Dennismillered soap. n/t

[spanone]

21. ...and not a moment too soon

:bounce:

[Lex]

22. Flea Soap

nt

[PerfectSage]

23. Septic Tank Soap

[Arugula Latte]

24. David Vitter Diaper Rash Soap

[Arugula Latte]

25. Larry Craig Bathroom Soap

[jmowreader]

32. You need a wide stance to use that! No thanks!

[greenmutha]

26. "Gotcha" Goat Milk Soap

Hee-hee - In real life, I really *am* a soapmaker. I can't wait to get started! :evilgrin:

[Cirque du So-What]

27. Forget soap!

Render their lard asses into biodiesel. Problem is, their basement-dwelling diet means that tailpipe emissions smell just like Cheetos.

[Elidor]

28. I don't think I want republican body oils and fats on my skin

I'll stick with Dove.

[SoxFan]

29. You have to find us the post that inspired this!

[Curtland1015]

33. ...Ugh, I wanted to, but now I can't find it!

[iiibbb]

30. It's an interesting idea. It would be job creation.

Too bad they've got most of the guns.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

31. McSpicandSpan