C-SPAN caller: George Bush sexiest man alive

[newsguyatl]

i kid you not.

she was from new york and said "george bush is the sexiest man on the planet... woohoo! 4 more years!"

these are our fellow americans, folks.

it's scary isn't it?

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Must have called from Bellevue.

[spooky3]

5. LOL!!!!

[GingerSnaps]

18. Thank you very much

I just shot coffee all over my computer screen.

"Ralph Kramden: I'm calling Bellevue because your nuts".

[wurzel]

24. She must be a lesbian.

[ronnykmarshall]

36. or blind

[yardwork]

37. rotfl!

Reading here is much better than watching the convention.

[mbali]

2. I was recently in a restaurant next to a table of four women who went on

and on about how sexy they thought W is.

I almost lost my appetite. Yechhh!

[JohnKleeb]

4. ahh you poor thing, hes fugly

[newsguyatl]

7. i think he

looks like he would be named patsy.

don't ask me why, i just do.

no offense to anyone here named patsy.

[AuntPatsy]

17. lol I believe I am the only Patsy here...No offense taken..

I put in so many names trying to get on and they were all taken, know what I did then? I just went to my book shelf and grabbed a small copy of Mark Twain's "Puddin Head Wilson" that someone told me to read a while back.

Saw the name and figured no one would have that one...

By the way, Bush is not exactly ugly, but knowing what he is like dampens any appeal he might otherwise have had. He never had any for me in that respect, my tastes definately differ and yet its a shame these women cannot see further...it really is...

Doesn't say much for them..

[newsguyatl]

20. and i'm sure you are a LOVELY lady

but when youre a man and you look like a patsy, that's a problem :-P

[Cha]

25. Sorry~! bush is Ugly!

And I'm sure someone here can provide with one of his ugly pictures to prove it.

I know..I'll go to http://www.democrats.com and see if they have any pictures of the chimpfactor.

[wurzel]

3. She has never met me!!!

It's a shame.

[Kierkegaard]

6. Maybe you misunderstood

she may have said 'dyslexiest' man on the planet...

[Ripley]

11. LOL!

Yep, she probably had the same speech problems he does!

Sometimes I think people call in and say crap like that just for a laugh. I mean seriously...who finds snotty, snippy, smirky, slurry-mouth...even likeable, much less fuckable??

[renotyme]

8. OH MY GOD, have all other men on the planet suddenly died!!

shaved ape.

[calico1]

13. Apparently, some women

like men who are not only unattractive, but also stupid.

[TaleWgnDg]

9. somebody should notify her . . .

psychiatrist -- apparently, she's suffering from a med adjustment :evilgrin:

[MO_Dem]

10. I guess she's never seen

any pictures of Kerry and Edwards. When she does, she'll change her mind!

[fizzana]

12. And all this time I thought it was Ahnuld!

n/t

[Bunny]

14. I made this comment in a thread a couple of weeks ago, and I think

it bears repeating: As a young man, Duh-bya was not a bad looking guy. But the evil that lives within him is bubbling to the surface, and making him look awful. It has happened to his parents, and it is happening to him. You can't nurture and nourish that kind of evil without it taking a toll on your appearance.

[RodneyCK2]

15. I believe it was the NY Times that did a slide show piece on..

this campaign and art. One of the pieces was a bust of President Bush and a beautiful young woman locked in a kiss. The artist was portraying how we are sometimes attracted to authoritative figures even though intellectually, we are revolted by them, a eerie contradiction.

It was an interesting piece, so maybe a little of this is at play with the caller.

[complain jane]

19. Bush is shiny and

his hair looks greasy, he is nasty and absolutely disgusting without a single redeeming quality. He isn't even authoritative in the LEAST.

Anybody who looks like that has GOT to smell.

[GingerSnaps]

16. I just threw up my food

:puke:

[complain jane]

21. Yeah,

I mean he's just plain nasty, right?

[Cha]

22. "Four more years" of what ?...you blind witch!

Four more years tax cuts for the top 1%?

Invading 3rd World Countries on his fucking gut? Killing more of our Soldiers for Profit?

Destroying our Environment with his corporate Polution?

Privatizing Social Security so Millions of People see their money go down the drain on Wall Street?

Ad Infinitum?

I don't think so! bush's is Liar..he's gonna get Fired!

[Ripley]

26. Go, Zidzi Go!

Do you find yourself going from one extreme to the other like I do? One minute I'm laughing until I split my sides at these idiots wearing the offensive band-aids and elephant/penis hats and the next minute I'm reading polls saying Bubble Boy is shooting ahead and I get depressed.

I think my gut is right...waaaaayyy too many R's are not voting or voting Kerry this time and I can't see any D's (except crazy Zell) voting for him. But it is a roller coaster.

[Cha]

27. "Roller Coaster", indeed, Ripley!

The last four years of the most awful, terrifying, roller coaster ride of our Lives.

The only time I crack up and laugh my head off is when I'm reading duers and their reaction to the pukefesters!

Bunch of Comedians! :D

[newsguyatl]

29. woohoo!

you GO zidzi! :yourock:

blind witch, lmao!

[Cha]

31. I'm really Fired up! But I'm going to Canada in about

an hour and I'm going to be gone until Sunday. There will be no computer..just Niagara Falls.

I'll mellow out and come back and jump into the fray!

THanks to all you Fantastically Activists', duers ..
I'll have tons of good stuff to read through on Sunday!

Keep The Faith, you Beautiful Democrats!! B-)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

23. Is Jane Goodall still alive?

[GingerSnaps]

28. Good one!

Your funny!

[greblc]

30. Which Planet ?

[Snellius]

32. Can we declare Republican-free zones?

It's like the pod people have invaded. They've gone crazy from fear and hysteria. I'm even thinking of changing my doctor.

[girl gone mad]

33. Where's that photo of Kerry with the guitar?

I think that's way sexier than any of Bush's stuffed-pants machismo.

[GingerSnaps]

34. I like Kerry's Viet Nam pictures

I think that Kerry is a good looking man.

[0rganism]

35. Then he should go into porn

I don't give a shit about sexy when it comes to the presidency. The president is not going to fuck our way into peace and prosperity. Is this difficult for bush fans to grasp?

[incapsulated]

38. Well, there has never been any doubt

That Bush/Cheney rules in the good looks and sex appeal arena, has there?

:silly: