YA KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT???

[Comicstripper]

If, during Bush's speech tonite, the teleprompter breaks down, and Bush just stands there and freezes. Damn, that would mean the election for us. The media would replay it to death, and I can see it now; His mouth would get reeeeeeaaal tiny, and after awhile he'd chuckle and say something like, "Heh, looks like we're having some technical difficulties," and he'd laugh his poisonous little laugh and suck in vast amounts of air loudly over the audience would grow uneasy, shifty, and a din would rise up. by the time they fixed it, Bush's speech would be basically over. No one could take him seriously. It would be beautiful.
Someone oughta do that..... ;)

[newsguyatl]

1. the only reason i'll watch tonight

is to watch for him stumble...

for some reason, i feel like he's going to trip up a lot.

let's a lot of us, send bad vibes his way. :-)

[Liberal Veteran]

2. If you didn't post your thread title in all caps?

LOL

[liberal N proud]

3. Oh! That would be the best story of the year!

An elction moment for the history books.
You have an evil mind, just wish I had thought of that my self.
Good one!

[BillZBubb]

4. That is exactly the dream I had the other night.

I posted it on DU. Evidently my subconscious beats your conscious!

Of course in my dream, when the Chimpster froze up and began his little smirk chuckle, a wet streak started running down his pants leg.

Please let the TelePromTers FAIL! PLEASE!!!!

[malachibk]

5. Surely someone here on DU can "hack into the mainframe"?

Wish I could

[lapfog_1]

14. Probably not networked

So either have to have already hacked the software used, or
be physically present.

Of course, I understand that speech writers sometimes interject
things in the speech (depending on previous crowd reactions),
so there may be a small network. It would be great if it was
WiFi with nothing more than WEP. Then almost anyone, including
the press box people, could hack it.

Oh well, we all have our dreams.

[ellie]

6. Yea,

I've been hoping the mofo loses it on national t.v. for a long time. Let's hope tonight is the night.

[ET Awful]

7. I'd rather see someone hack the teleprompter . . .

and have the Chimperor continue reading as it scrolls the truth instead of his spew :)

[newsguyatl]

9. now THAT would be priceless

and the sad thing is, he probably wouldn't even realize it, he'd just keep reading and pounding his fist.

[Comicstripper]

18. IT'D BE LIKE ANCHORMAN!

Which'd be appropriate, 'cuz Will Ferrell played a mean Bush, too.




"I'm George W Bush....stay classy, America."

[calico1]

8. Or.....

he could go into total bully mode which he likes to do sometimes. In that case we'd have lots of strutting and sneers and the like.

[Ilsa]

10. I'd love for him to start reading pro-Kerry remarks and

not realize it. Then I want the balloons to fall in the middle of his speech and for the new stage to break down and swallow him up.

I'd also like his comments to be so outrageous that most of the US says, "Omigod! He really is f&*king crazy!" and turn him off.

[Gin]

12. or the turntable he will be speaking on is set to 78 instead of 33...

g

[Ilsa]

16. Oh that's great! Then, in the spirit of family tradition, he could

get dizzy from the rapid spinning and throw up on delegates and invited guests!

[LSdemocrat]

11. Insert a few Cheney-isms into the text and that'd be the ballgame

[Clinton Crusader]

13. I thought of that today...

wouldn't it be grand if some 'worker' at the convention pulled the plug on his mike and there was dead air across the nation...
:kick:

[eleny]

15. mouth get tiny

i can see it. you captured him for sure!

[caledesi]

17. My thouhgts exactly. Isn't there some "nice" person who could

stop the teleprompter? <slap me>

edit: sp

[Raven]

19. Shit!!!!

I was just going to post that! God, I pray that someone has set that up...George W. Bush...on his own...not a pretty picture but one I would love to see!