A Summation of the RNC (Warning: Naughty, naughty language)

[MrScorpio]

Right before the Rat-Fucker National Convention I posted a heartfelt polemical aptly titled "I Hate Republicans - It's a Fact and a Top Ten List". I was extremely grateful when I received overwhelming praise from you, my fellow DUers, for my putting into words your own deep-seated feelings and observations about the true nature of our opponents, those human scum balls called Republicans.

I was even more heartened when I found out that the post had caught the attention of a conservative site not-to-be named. These vampires had saw fit to attack my post for everything, from the fact that I had missed a few typos, to issuing a extremely pathetic set of so-called rebuttals to each point of the top ten list. Now, I admit that they were right about the typos. I find that abject rage has quite an effect on ones proofreading faculties. So out of respect for our brain donor lurkers, I am triple checking this post with the desire that it is typo free.

To sum up the festivities in NYC, I've decided to take a different tack from before and post this straight rant.

So, had enough of this utterly grotesque train wreck in Madison Square Garden? I know I have. Thank your deity of choice that after Shrubby gets his chance to embarrass himself on national television the nightmare is come to an abrupt close.

Of course, the real hard work of getting those rat-fuckers out of OUR White House will begin at 23:00 Hours tonight. The final gauntlet will be thrown, the final challenge issued and the race will officially begin. About fucking time.

Now, after wading night after night through this televised morass of evil incarnate, I've taken a bit of time to ponder on it. Meaning I've given some thought about what we, and I mean those of us who've had strong enough stomachs to withstand this technicolor puke-o-rama, have witnessed each evening.

There's one term that aptly describes the nightly travesty of the Replicant National Convention: A Fuck Fest.

Now if you're not quite sure what this term means. allow me to impress upon you with my own definition. A fuck fest is mass gathering of unacquaintanced persons who assemble to engage in a varying array of sexual activities. These activities are totally devoid of any semblance of love, caring, respect or regard for the person that one is boinking. A fuck fest is quite different from your garden variety orgy, in that orgies may readily include routine sexual partners or significant others who may or may not have sex with someone other than their own husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or fuck buddy. Instead, this RNC is more akin to either a gangbang or when someone has a train run on them. It's a violent, hateful act of rape that uses our country and its combat-wounded vets, women, gays, workers, dissenters, non-whites, progressives and anyone else not in their camp as objects to be dominated and violated.

Now, why might you ask, that I use this analogy to describe the activities of the RNC convention? That I'll explain a little later. Now, some of you might disagree with my inference, countering that you haven't witnessed any lewd displays of overt sexual behavior down on the convention floor. It's been a perfectly normal non-sexual and expectedly bland event. No humping here, dry or otherwise. And to describe it in the way that I do might be a bit over the top. If you do of course, I may suspect that you're a freeper. Check out all of your prior posts and turn your happy ass in, if my suspicions are confirmed. Hey, I already turned one in last night and I'm always ready to out some more. But humor me here, as I present my argument.

The key to my observation is rooted in what is known about the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Lewis Black once aptly described that the difference between Democrats and Republicans is that Democrats blow and Republicans suck. A quite dated Clenis era quip, if I've ever heard one, but funny nonetheless.

My take on the difference is that the Democrats strive to service the nation, yet the Republicans strive to have the nation service their party. Now when I talk about the nation servicing the Republicans I mean in the same manner that a whore services her john. Republicans feel that they're entitled to a blow-job by the nation, as prelude to a stinky rimming and topped off with a rousing around the world. All for a cut-rate fee, of course. They feel that their elevated position high on the social and economic food chain, coupled with the establishment of patently detrimental tax cuts and the implementation of a national security state comprises this fee. They will tell you to your face that they have earned the right to rule.

We enact the policies that keep you safe from crime, communism, family disintegration, liberalism and weapons of mass destruction. We run the economy, make the payrolls, keep the unwashed and homeless masses from squatting in your safe suburban homes and defend God and country from being wiped from the face of the Earth. For this, you better fucking believe that you're obligated to drop to your knees and suck us dry.

This is the essence of the Republican Party. They are the party that knows that the rest of the country is impelled to owe them their wretched excess. They think that they are entitled to use the nation and, to some extent, the world as their own little personal fuck toy. To think otherwise would be to engage in acts of treason, heresy and insubordination. Who died and made you boss? Fuck the Constitution, we're in charge here and you better well fucking believe it. Our opponent volunteered to serve in a time of war, fought the nation's enemy and bled from his wounds from his participation in combat? So the fuck what. He's against our boy and our boy fucking rules.

Now how on God's green Earth can you argue with that kind of logic?

We all know the answer. We will wake them the fuck up on 2 November 2004 by kicking their sorry asses from here to next Tuesday. We'll take the country back, starting with the White House and eventually move on the other branches of government. But beforehand, we'll expose their lies and distortions and communicate our findings with any and all who will listen. We'll fellowship with others who know that the Republicans really, really, really need to eat shit and die. We'll take the hands of others who are otherwise afraid to speak up and invite them to join us. We'll talk to our friends, family members, acquaintances and total strangers and give them the truth that we know in our own hearts. That the Republican Party is the party of greedy hypocrites, traitors and arrogant sons of bitches and any one else who is willing to do anything to enhance their own position, privilege and power. They will lie to your face, poison you and your children, bankrupt you and keep you paralyzed in a paroxysm of fear and loathing to keep you, the American citizen sucking their cocks and begging for more.

That's why this repugnant convention is such a fucking tool fest. These assholes don't know any better.

If you think I'm wrong, then riddle me this: Why else would the rat-fuckers renominate the utterly pornographic team of Bush and Dick?

To fuck the country over, of course!!!

Mr. Scorpio, over and out!!

[acmavm]

1. Amen brother Scorpio. Truer words were never posted.

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[MrScorpio]

4. Thanks.

I try

[Blecht]

2. Hallelluyah!

Out with the rat-fuckers!

[MrScorpio]

3. Praise the lord and pass the ammo, Bro. Blecht

May the Force be with you