I can see it now--2009, and Palin is the President.

[Jackpine Radical]

Everywhere she goes, there are 2 special SS people--one carrying the football, and the other carrying the color-coded note cards that she always refers to when she's nt sure how to go about presidentin'.

[zbdent]

1. well, one change would be that they wouldn't have to play that "beeeeep" when they

have the "emergency broadcast system" ... all they have to do is have her come on the audio and start speaking ... the American people would know immediately that all hell was breaking loose, and a disaster was in sight ...

[Bubbha Jo]

2. **Shakes poster** Hey wake up from that nightmare!!!!!!!!!!

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Huh? Wha...? Oh, jeez, man, thanks!

Gawd, now I'm afraid to go back to sleep.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. An unending string of My Pet Goat moments

Bush just might look good to historians after all, by comparison.

[Shine]

4. Don't even put that energy or vision out there.

Seriously.

[Alter Ego]

5. And I am Eduardo Juarez, loyal citizen of Venezuela

because I'll be fucked if I can live in a United States with that imbecile as President.

Fuck. We've had eight years of an idiot--I don't feel the need for four more to drive home the point.

[Samantha]

6. Did you hear Lieberman earlier today?

John McCain has asked Sarah Palin to "help" him in many areas should he win the Presidency. One of the areas in particular she will handle is reforming government in Washington. It badly needs reform, and she did such a great job in this area in Alaska.

I wish I could add the sarcasm alert to that last statement, but Lieberman was deadly serious. He made it sound as if she would have a co-presidency of sorts with McCain. Another area he would put her in charge of is our energy policy. There were others but I sort of went numb after the first two.

Can you imagine Sarah Palin reforming Washington, D.C.?

Sam