The Biggest Whiners In the Universe Are ...

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Conservative Republicans!

The are worse than pre-pubescent, spoiled, whining little brats. They whine more than the whiniest, most obnoxious, silver spoon-fed babies. They whine and complain not only when they don't get their way, but when they do, because they are insatiable about what they want. These spoiled, loud-mouthed, billingsgate, screeching, human baboons whine and cry and complain and sulk about everything.

"Nancy Pelosi was mean to us, she hurt our delicate feelings."

"Gwen Ifill wrote a book, she must be biased against our charming little missy from the Northland."

"The Supreme Court hates us."

"The liberal media never says exactly what we want in every article they publish."

"All the television networks are liberal leaning because a few of them don't report every news story the way we want them to."

"The Democrats are perpetrating voting fraud because the are registering poor folks."

"The Democrats are perpetrating voting fraud because they are registering Latinos"

"The Democrats are perpetrating voting fraud because they are registering people."

"Katie Couric only asked Saint Sarah of Wasilla gotcha questions."

"There were only 47 stories about Saint Sarah on the networks last night while Sen. Biden had 3, damn liberal media bias again!"

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"George Bush loves all Americans and is a kind, sensitive, thoughtful, intelligent man that has been relentlessly smeared by the liberal media."

"It was Bill Clinton's fault" (the fill in the blank response when they can't think of anything else).

"Oh, yes, Nancy Pelosi might say more mean things about us and spread her partisan poison all over the Congress. She will make us cry".

When they aren't whining and crying they are bulling and lying.

Have they not one iota of shame?


Sorry, had to get that off my chest - the Gwen Ifill issue was just too much.

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1. My absolute fav description of the "Pelosi Polemic"....

...was on the Sept. 30th Daily show where Jon commented on the extraordinarily, erm, delicate Eric Cantor holding up Pelosi's speech and saying why it wouldn't pass:

(cue high, lilting Southern-belle voice): "I sweah us Repuublicahns wanted to pass this baill, but with all that salty tawk, I thought I was in a SAL-loon!" (cue swoon)

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2. I'd give them some cheese for their whine, but I would go broke. n/t