BUSH SPEECH THREAD #1

[Skinner]

For those of you who feel like participating in an official play-by-play thread during Bush's speech, here it is.

You aren't required to post in here. If you want to start your own threads, you can. This is just provided for those who want it.

When this approaches 100 replies, we'll open Thread #2.

Enjoy!

[Endangered Specie]

1. Sieg Heil!

[MrScorpio]

2. Here's comes the Fuckhead in Chief

Hail to the Chief

[cal04]

7. I think you meant the thief

no chief to anyone

[MrScorpio]

Chief of the Fuckheads

Even they need a leader

or MISleader

[Dangerman]

10. Hiel Adolf W. Bush!

[TrustingDog]

13. the Turd is about to be squeezed out....

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Okay, I'm just going to watch it to see if there are special effects and

a grand arrival..;)

[cal04]

4. Thanks for keeping us who can't stomach to watch

updated.

[Skinner]

5. Whoops. I thought Pataki was introducing Bush.

I guess I started the thread a little too soon. :embarrassed:

Anyone know any good jokes?

[Endangered Specie]

9. What do you call a pair of Republicans playing Russian Roullette

A catastrophic success.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. So a horse walks into a bar and the waiter looks up and says...

"Hey, why the long face?" Ba dump bump.

that is the only one I have committed to memory. :hi:



sigh...I am a boring person to know.

[Zomby Woof]

25. I will explain life instead

Just in case you were wondering:

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing; For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; And for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained.

[A_Possum]

43. That's my chief beef with God

what kind of god would make dogs' lives so short? :-(

[Zomby Woof]

68. now that you put it that way

I don't like that joke as much now. :-(

[LynneSin]

42. Wanna join our SPITBALLERS FOR KERRY club

Membership information is in the Lounge

:D

[Misunderestimator]

LOL... Was wondering how this got to 40 posts before Bush is even on...

I'm so enjoying the sappy little show about how great Bush is though... it's just a tear-jerker it is.

[Chichiri]

6. Open your windows, and prepare to shout! (n/t)

[malachibk]

8. Post the best bits for those of us who can't bear to watch!!

[PopSixSquish]

12. What's the Over/Under on W Getting Through Tonight's Speech Without...

mangling the English language or having a complete meltdown?

For those who are about to watch, I salute you.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. Ok listen

the transcript is already at Kos. I say we NAME the speech right now. Something very unflattering, to reflect the content. Then start the name around....hit the media blaster. Get it GOING.

Someone on the transcript thread suggested the "Law of the Jungle" speech....

Any other suggestions???

[Sparkly]

16. "I Have a Hallucination"

? (a la Sharpton)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. Hee hee that's good!

[Endangered Specie]

"The Nuremburg Speech"

[MrScorpio]

15. Fred Thompson narrating vid

Hollywood crapola via TN

[elperromagico]

17. I keep waiting for him to say, "Looks like them Duke boys are at it again"

:P

[Minimus]

28. lol !!

[MaineDem]

19. That delay was a bit awkward!

SHouldn't he have come out after the intro from Pataki?

Oh dear...

[Sparkly]

23. He was backstage finishing the goat book.

You can't rush these things.

[JohnnyRingo]

52. I think they're still rewriting the speech...really

They now know Kerry's gonna talk tonight, and they're probably still going over the new stuff with him.
...And over
.....And over.

Might be interesting.

[yardwork]

20. anyone seeing the ad?

I keep expecting the announcer to start pushing margarine or something....

[NewHampshireDem]

21. "He's even been known to kid around with folks."

What an asshole. Anyone who you have to make seem, well, *human* has got to be a worthless piece of shit.

[madmax]

22. Who will yell Fuggedaboutit.

As soon as he steps on stage. My neighbors will think I'm crazy but, so what. LOL

[RadiDem]

24. What kind of cowboy is terrified of horses ?

A PHONY one, like AWOL -

ALL HAT NO CATTLE !

[RadiDem]

29. BACK TO 9/11 - all terror, all the time ! -nt-

fff

[sonicx]

26. they're treating bush like he's a retiring basketball player. nt.

[boxster]

34. Well, they got the "retiring" part right.

:)

[Catherine Vincent]

27. This administration has no shame!

Milking the tragedy on 9/11 yet AGAIN!

[irancontra]

33. isnt the narrator from the

CIALIS COMMERCIAL? this creepy moment was brought to ya by cialis.. ?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

I hope this turns into a grandiose Grand Guignol puppet show deluxe

with smoke, mirrors, firecrackers, lasers, cherubs and seraphim suspended from the rafters, 100 vestal virgins playing harps, fatted choir boys annointing him with incense, and young girls spreading rose petals beneath his feet. The more bizarre this Kabuki Theater, the better.

[brainshrub]

30. Remember: When * starts his speech, go outside and yell:

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!"

Then perhaps light a candle for a few minutes.

See you all outside. :D

[Endangered Specie]

36. Heh, Im just going to throw my right arm out and yell Sieg Heil!

Only seems appropriate.

[MrScorpio]

31. Four days late, Bush after 9/11

Lying to New Yorkers

and this is a good thing?

[onecent]

32. 911 IS all they've got, isn't it?

I would think this would upset New Yorkers even more

[whistle]

35. I'm on...

[yardwork]

37. I wonder what the 9/11 fmilies think of this lying piece of crap?

[Sparkly]

41. I would be FURIOUS.

In fact, I AM furious. Those people didn't die for the Republican party. I'd dare say most of them weren't even Republican.

[BlueStateGirl]

38. OMG! Exploit the dead much?

[Endangered Specie]

40. Youd think these guys were necrophiles.

[MaineDem]

39. OMG, they're highjacking 911

This is pathetic!

[leetrisck]

67. 3,000 dead people is really something

for them to be proud of - happened on his watch - too late to keep anyone safe you wimpy weasel - they're dead

[johnnie]

44. "And what did the man become?"

911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911...and that'a all we have folks.

[MrScorpio]

Exploit the troops

I wonder if that wounded soldier realized that he's nothing but a Shrub photo op?

[BlueStateGirl]

50. 911, solidiers and the NY Yankees! Jesus jumped up Christ!

What a piece of propoganda!

[hatrack]

45. OK, what's the stage setup?

Will he indeed rise from the bowels of the Garden like Jesus/Wicked Witch of the West? One of the few times I've regretted not having a TV.

Of course, when you've got DU, who needs TV?

[irancontra]

46. HE KNEW!!

HE KNEW! they admitted it!!

[yardwork]

47. oooh now we have baseball!

Is Casey at the bat?

This is the worst thing I've ever heard.

[sonicx]

48. 9/11 9/11 and more 9/11 nt

[Minimus]

49. wow bush threw a baseball and used a bullhorn

[Gregorian]

51. I'm already sick. And he hasn't even come out of his hole yet.

:)

[theoceansnerves]

53. um this video is one of the worst things i've ever seen

i can't imagine this kind of tripe plays well outside of his base...

[elperromagico]

54. This film has inspired me to support George W. Bush...

for Commissioner of Baseball.

If I wanted to watch Ken Burns' "Baseball," I'd rent the fucking DVD.

[RadiDem]

70. LOL ;-) -nt-

jjjj

[MrScorpio]

55. "He Knew"

That he's fucked over the country big time.

What we need is a war

[cal04]

75. Please explain, He knew

not watching and trying to read why people are saying this
thanks

[Endangered Specie]

USA! USA! USA! USA!...

Deutschland! Deutschland! Deutschland! Deutschland! Deutschland!

[girl gone mad]

56. Just as predicted..

They are setting him up as a father figure who will rescue us all after spending the rest of the week scaring everyone.

Straight out of the Hitler playbook.

[PCIntern]

57. They're gonna fire the shit heard round the world...

just you wait until 11/2

[JohnnyRingo]

62. David Copperfield entrance. n/t

[Sparkly]

58. Listen to the chanting -- do they not sound like crazed Nazis?

They are inflamed with four days of sheer vitriol.

[Tatiana]

59. Wow. This isn't even decent propaganda.

"He helped us come back."

"No matter what, you go to the mound, you find the plate, and you throw, and you become who you are."

(Followed by shot of Bush throwing a pitch to home plate.)

So corrrrrrrrrny!

[redsoxliberal]

60. That intro was nauseating.

[sonicx]

61. The Last Stand. nt

[yardwork]

63. its miss america!

[irancontra]

its

moose america

[RadiDem]

64. He's scared and going to puke like poppy !

fff

[iwantmycountryback]

65. I'm not gonna watch it

I'm sure it will be absolutely disgusting. Did see part of the video whoring 9/11. How nice. :puke: :mad:

[MrScorpio]

Teleprompters, people

teleprompters

[Neshanic]

Did not wasste time on THAT.

[KittyWampus]

66. Back Drop Looks Like Game Show Set

[madmax]

73. His speech sucks!!!!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

84. LOL, or a B group rock concert. (n/t)

MKJ

[seabeyond]

69. barf barf barf barf barf barf barf

k got it outta my system. i turned it on about 5 minutes ago, dont know how much i can watch, the video and the actor talking was good at the end.............played strong on emotion.

this is it and then we are done and we can get thru 40 minutes, then we get kerry

and no mo love fest

[Sparkly]

71. This crowd is HIGH on HATRED

[TrustingDog]

72. Packing Crates came up outta the floor! LOL!

hint.

[TrustingDog]

80. you will accept this abomination for president of the united states...

[KittyWampus]

74. Production Team SUCKS At RNC

[troublemaker]

76. The runway/stage is a penis penetrating the people (it's intentional)

[GingerSnaps]

77. My family is watching Sanford & Son they won't let me change the channel

Please tell me what is happening.

[Gregorian]

92. Beans don't burn on a grill.

He started right out with 9/11.

Gag me with a spoon!

[elperromagico]

Either way, you're watching a Big Dummy.

You won't miss much, I promise you.

[Minimus]

78. dang he accepted nomination.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

79. He accepted. I'm shocked.

[Tight_rope]

81. The Chimp better talk straight tonight....I'm not for the Bullshit tonight

I don't want to hear no new made up words that are not in the dictionary or half ass sentences that don't make sense.

[seabeyond]

95. already bullshit what does he know about those on the plane

and what it did to the terrorists

[Catherine Vincent]

82. Did you see the dumbass look at his feet to make sure he wouldn't trip?

Not sure of yourself, eh George? LOL!

[seabeyond]

83. missed up already with the f in fellow citizens already n/t

[independentpiney]

fugheddaboutit!!

eom

[Kimber Scott]

85. Looks pretty impressive.

Doesn't make me want to vote for him, though.

[msanthrope]

86. He looks like he's on top of a cake...

[msanthrope]

94. Wait, everybody drink--he mentioned 911 n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

87. We saw everything but you, chickenshit!

[MrScorpio]

88. A tragedy just arrived two mins ago

It's on TV right now

[Sparkly]

89. He STARTS with 9/11

They think this is an accomplishment. They CELEBRATE it. It's their whole platform.

[Texas_Dem]

90. Reads better than he delivers it.

[Endangered Specie]

91. ANd what is the first thing he talks about?

Take a guess.

[Tatiana]

93. He's trying really hard to enunciate.

And he sounds like he's talking to preschoolers.

Watch his "accent" fade in and out.

[Sparkly]

96. Now he's exploiting WWII

"The men of Normandy"...

[Minimus]

97. a shaken economy rising????

[frank frankly]

98. i can't watch President FUBAR

he makes you stoooopid

thanks to all who post here. i'll just read what y'all write tonight...

[sonicx]

99. barf

[MaineDem]

100. I can't watch it

I read the speech and it's crap! I can't watch a crappy person read this crappy speech. I'll go watch tennis. (And check back here.)

Good luck to you watching it.

[Skinner]

101. THREAD 2 IS OPEN

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x729883

I'm locking this one.

[Gregorian]

102. 9/11 was like Normandy!? Waaaa?