Chimp saved the world with a pitch...?????

[EnfantTerrible]

[soothsayer]

1. four more balls! three more strikes! uh...what's the chant???

THAT'S what he's accomplished in four years?????????????

[TheWebHead]

2. where were the 7 minutes in that highlight reel?

[berner59]

3. that was unbelievable!!!!

He had a bullet proof vest on yet he lifted his arm and threw the ball... I thought this was the Daly Show for a second...OMG!!!!

[Plaid Adder]

10. I know! I said, "Is this really what people want?"

I just can't believe this is gonna really make people feel better about him. Then again, I have overestimated my fellow Americans before.

Sigh,

The Plaid Adder

[johnfunk]

4. I have the perfect title for that piece o'crap:

THE NATURABLE

I know Robert Redford. George, you're Robert Redford.

And what's the first thing that elitist shit mentions after he accepts? Why, 9/11. Fuck youm George. i had friends who died in tower 2. They'd want you turned out of office and prosecuted for treason.

[Zan_of_Texas]

5. Perfect. He's a pitch man!

I had to turn it off. Gag reflex.

I figured out, though. All those photo ops with real people, real people who save lives, real heroes --

George W. Bush is the Leech in Chief.

He wears the military uniform of the military. He wears the FDNY jacket of the firefighters. He knows in his heart who the real heroes are of this country. The best he can do is wear a costume. (He should try on a nurses uniform next.)

Did ya notice the deep voice on the Bush movie saying "some things you can't plan" while panning a fence with people's remembrances of people lost in 9-11?

Huh. And, some things ya can.


To say I'm disgusted would be like saying the sun is slightly warm.

[ezekiel333]

6. Teddy R. & JFK were Repukes?

Not. WTF?????????????? Why didn't they show the great war president Nixon?

[kerryin2004]

7. Teddy was a repuke

and FDR a democrat, although a republican back in Teddy's time was much different then these knuckleheads..

[ezekiel333]

9. WAS a Repuke, he quit and became Progressive

[mfritz]

8. they looked for the greatest example of his strength and courage

In his whole pathetic life, this was the best example they could find of his strenght and courage? Sure, that policman died on 9/11, but Bush threw a pitch! From the mound! And it was a strike! And it was really hard and stuff 'cause he had a vest on!

[SaintLouisBlues]

11. We Need A Pitcher

Not a goat-book reader!

[kskiska]

12. Tweety said "Who would have believed that a guy

with average stature could go into Yankee Stadium and throw a strike?" He's an absolute God, I tell you. If it weren't for those holes in his feet he could walk on water.

[rockymountaindem]

13. Yeah... I'll bet thousands of terrorists died when the ball hit that glove