Ladies and gentlemen - the next President of the United States...

[boxster]

John F. Kerry!

His speech tonight in Ohio was only the beginning, folks. Here's where the fun begins.

We all saw the anger and distortion of the Republican Convention,” Kerry said. “The vice president even called me unfit for office last night. I guess I’ll leave it up to the voters whether five deferments makes someone more qualified to defend this nation than two tours of duty.”

And so it begins....

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