I am going to be scary Sarah Palin for Halloween!

[Sannum]

I have a jacket (I used to love it) that looks like the one she wore at the RNC speech and a black pencil skirt. I am going to put my hair in a beehive, find a big american flag pin and rimless glasses.

To complete my look, I am going to payless for some cheap, trampy red peep toe pumps (Really, she can't afford some nice Ferragamo peep toes or some Manolo's?...her trampy shoes are the worst part of her "look"...I am obsessed with great shoes and she does not have them)

I am going to wear tons of bronzer and lipstick.

[golddigger]

1. Just be yourself...that will be scary enough.

:evilgrin:

[whistle]

2. Be careful that some republican doesn't grab your ass with both hands

[EmeraldCityGrl]

14. To complete the costume she needs a McCain cut-out to

group her ass..

[BuyingThyme]

3. How 'bout a baby?

[Sannum]

4. Yes!

I need a doll to drag around!

[Erin Elizabeth]

9. Only hold the doll with one arm and never look at it.

Take a six year old with you to hold the doll when you get tired of it. Which'll be a lot. Only hold the doll when people are taking pictures.

[booksenkatz]

10. Sannum

Get a cheap baby doll (or several) at the dollar store and pin them loosely to your skirt, back, or even better, have them drag along on the ground... to convey her maternal instincts.
:evilgrin:

[always_saturday]

20. That's hilarious!

[demnan]

5. Play back some tapes of her speechs

so you can get the accent just right. Do you have a pregnant young looking friend?

[Sannum]

8. Darn tootin' I already have the accent down!

You Betcha!

[Robyn66]

6. Add some vampire fangs and make a soda can look like a barrel of oil

[Erin Elizabeth]

7. I could so easily go as her.

I think I'll go as a chubbier Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin plus about twenty pounds. I already have the glasses and the hair. And the brown eyes. I can do the accent SO easily, I've got it down pat. I've got the suit and heels. I've been practicing the condescending looks, the winking, and the biting of the lip and her weird hand movements. Her smugness is the biggest thing. Without the smugness (combined with the cutesy act) it's not Palin.

(I hate how much I look like that empty headed asshole. But I sound nothing like her normally. And act nothing like her.)


I'm trying to get my husband to go as Kissinger, but he looks NOTHING like him.

[beac]

16. You could always tell people that you are Tina Fey!

;)


Or say you are Sarah Palin delivering "a return punch" to Tina Fey! (The idea that Palin actually thinks she could pull that off makes me :rofl: and :rofl: and :rofl:!)

[Erin Elizabeth]

17. Tina Fey is even thinner than Sarah Palin

though!

[beac]

21. Just wear a 'long scarf'.

According to Sarah that can hide about 20lbs or so. ;)


But seriously, no matter what you weigh, you are a clearly a beautiful human being inside and out, and that makes you MUCH closer to Tina Fey that Caribou Barbie could ever hope to be.


(Caribou Barbie would also be an excellent Halloween costume, come to think ot it. ;) )

[Erin Elizabeth]

30. Awwwww! Thank you so much!

This place is awesome and so are you!

[beac]

34. .

:pals:

:)

[apnu]

11. That's funny a friend of mine's wife is going to be a Scary Sarah too, her husband will be a moose.

[ShortnFiery]

12. Make it complete ... put a scar on the left side of her face - the mark of "fearless leader"

Oh, paling around with Nazis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t101rO7WuAM&feature=related

[OneGrassRoot]

13. Wow, I may dress up for the first time in decades!

Maybe I can get a Palin face AND Cheney face. Same difference, after all.

Fun!

[Left Is Write]

24. Get the Cheney face and wear the Palin suit.

Palin is just Cheney in a dress, after all!

Be sure to wear lots of lipstick on your Cheney face.

[beac]

15. Idea in re: the baby

Put it on a string under your skirt with a clip on the other end. Make the string long enough that you can thread it through the skirt's waistband and attach the clip to the upper inside of the jacket.

Then, at random points in the night, you can release the clip and VOILA! instant-surprise baby, Sarah-style.

For extra verisimilitude, wrap the baby in an Alaskan Airlines ticket stub. ;)

[Born_A_Truman]

18. Don't forget your flute...and wink alot!!

Practice being Mavericky. Get a stuffed wolf and toy airplane.

[npincus]

19. funny- post your pic!

[beac]

22. Someone should post a "I went as Sarah Palin" costume thread on 11/1!

I WISH I had a Halloween party to go to. Alas, we live in the country and don't even get trick-or-traters to cress up for. :(

[BuyingThyme]

23. ..

[olkaz]

25. pics or it didn't happen. nm

[RoadRage]

26. A couple of additional accessories:

A "Pastor I'm Gay" book with a book of matches taped to it.. for burning later in the evening.
A "Rape Kit" with a $1200 reciept attached
Have a cell phone, and make periodic calls to see if that damn trooper has been fired yet.
At the party, ask everyone if they've seen Track's Hockey Skates.. 'cause he's late for his game
A hunting rifle
A stuffed wolf.. be sure to cut off it's legs and put a $150 price tag on each one

Ohh.. and my favorite. Get someone to go as John McCain.. and carry around his wedding ring all night. ;)

[Kalyke]

27. Be sure and carry a coat hanger and a rifle. eom

[frickaline]

28. ha! Don't forget to bring a flute and a dinosaur

Have a fun time :)

[Rocknrule]

29. Careful...some freepers might ask to sign your boobs

[goodgd_yall]

31. Don't forget your assault rifle n/t

[OwnedByFerrets]

32. Youre going to dress up as an ASS??

[JSK]

33. Don't forget your shotgun

your hockey stick, and your six-pack.

[Phx_Dem]

35. Don't forget your shotgun and dead moose carcas. n/t