I use to be watcha call a Joe Sixpack....

[WCGreen]

Now I'm off the wagon. Oh, yea, on the wagon.

Nah, I ain't found Jesus or got myself all up and in with them touchy feely types of reforms. I ain't got personal issues and if I did I wouldn't tell a mees o strangers all about them would I...

It's just I cain't afford no more six packs. You see I was partial to them Bud Lights, I gotta watch my figure, if you know what I mean, girls... *wink*

Anyway, they done sold my beer to them commies over there in Erope somewheres or another. I ain't gonna drink no foreign beer no matter what they tell me. Do I look like I drink Import beer? HEll no...

So I go out lookin' for some beer I can afford and is still made her in the US of A. Turns out all the Missus is gonna give me is enough for a quart. A quart of beer. HEll that's like drinkin' what.. How many beers goes into a quart. I wasn't never no good at cypherin'. Two! Lord Jesus up above. That ain't right. Them gov'ment folks have put us all out of work without enuff money to drown the sorrows, so to speak.

So the next time you heres them fancy dancy folks on the cable TV talkin' and yammerin' on about Joe Six Pack, tell 'em they can call me Carl Quart, cause that's all I kin afford now.

And you know what. It's them democrats fault. What with their fingers in the air drinkin' that sissy shit like the Mirlot or the chablis, didn't he use to playt first base for them Yankees? Seems to me he did. Figures more liebrul stuff outta New York.

Well, I'm gonna watch that there de-bate tonight. I hope that guy wins. That war hero guy.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. ROFLMAO!

Well played, Sir, well played...

:rofl: :rofl:

[LSparkle]

2. Ed Schultz called one winger "Joe Beer Can" this morning ...

for the same reason you first cited (can't afford a six-pack
anymore)!

[complain jane]

12. ROTFLMAO

[hexola]

3. Think that's bad - I was Joe Twelve Pack! (nt)

[WCGreen]

4. What;s that, three 4 times worst...

[polichick]

5. Good one Carl Quart - cheers!

:toast:

[Sequoia]

6. How 'bout we call you Carl McQuart !!

Love you style. Soon after the Berlin Wall was torn down I drank a commie beer called Red Star that was from Berlin. It was the best ever. When I was looking to buying more than just one where they served it at the deli I found out that importers will get the German beer and bring it over and call it something else.

[Elidor]

7. Hold on thar, Dubya-Cee: Ah believe you spelt a word wrong

It's shableez!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

9. Dag Nabbit...

[kayakjohnny]

8. And then there are the Joe Goodhits.

Just sayin'.

[MissMarple]

10. Well, my dear ol' Aunt Fanny! You dun mispeled hee-row.

Just thot yu'd wont to no. Yu betcha.

[WCGreen]

11. Thank ya kind lee