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TruthIsAll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-03-04 07:06 PM
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Famous last words...
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John Kerry: I want to talk about issues and not get involved in personal attacks.

John Kerry: The American people won't buy that Swift Boat crap. I won't criticize my opponent for skipping out on his Guard duty.

Judy Woodruff: Should we go with the TIME poll or use the one that's close?

Bush: I want to make sure that everyone in America gets to vote.

Bush: I will NOT lose. I guarantee it.

Jeb Bush/Katherine Harris: It's not our fault there are blacks with similar names as felons.

Glenda Hood: Those thousands of computer scientists don't know what I know. These machines are flawless. We won't need to recount anything.

Wally O'DEll (Diebold CEO): We will do everything possible to make sure Bush wins Ohio.

James Baker III: We counted and counted and re-counted the votes...

Teresa LePore (Butterfly Queen): I designed the ballot so as to make it easy for those old Jews to vote.

DUer: I've never been polled. Have you ever been polled?

Math-challenged: How can a poll of 1000 people tell us what 100,000,000 will do?

Ray Fair: Based on my economic model, Bush will win with 58%.

Politician: The only poll that counts is the one on Election Day.

CNN/USA: Gallup is the most reliable, that's why we use them.

MSNBC: Will Bush's likeability and Kerry's aloofness affect your vote? YES or NO.

TIA: The probability of a Kerry win is 99.99999999%

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