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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:38 PM
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Limpballs nurses oozing Ass Boil while Powell serves 2 tours in Nam... a look back (Graphic pic)
Edited on Mon Oct-20-08 06:46 PM by npincus
Why is this relevant, you say? Well, that Oxycontin-engorged tick basically called Powell a liar, ignoring his reasoned explanation for endorsing Obama on MTP and accusing him of putting his race above what he thought best for the country simply because he is a black man. Well, all I can say about that fuck is, what did YOU ever do for YOUR country when she needed you? Where the hell were you, you big-mouthed piece of shit?

OK, to revisit the past, let's take a look at what these 2 men were doing back in those days.

COLIN POWELL'S VIETNAM EXPERIENCE



http://www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/pow0bio-1
Powell was commissioned a second lieutenant in the United States Army, and was one of the 16,000 military advisors dispatched to South Vietnam by President Kennedy in 1962. In 1963, Lieutenant Powell was wounded by a punji-stick booby trap while patrolling the Vietnamese border with Laos. He was awarded the Purple Heart, and later that year, the Bronze Star. Powell served a second tour of duty in Vietnam in 1968-69. During this second tour he was injured in a helicopter crash. Despite his own injuries, he managed to rescue his comrades from the burning helicopter and was awarded the Soldier's Medal. In all, he has received 11 military decorations, including the Legion of Merit.




RUSH LIMPBALLS' VIETNAM EXPERIENCE



http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.asp
When Rush Limbaugh first came of draft age he held a 2-S (college
deferment) Selective Service System classification as a student at
Southeast Missouri State University in 1969-70, but after he dropped out
of college at the end of his first year he no longer qualified for a
student deferment and was subject to being reclassified as 1-A
(available
immediately for military service) and drafted. Selective Service System
records show that Limbaugh was reclassified as 1-Y
(qualified for service
only in time of war or national emergency) on 24 November 1970,
which effectively ended his draft eligibility and ensured that he would
not be called for service.

What was the basis of Limbaugh's 1-Y classification? The Selective Service
System records still available indicate that the classification was not
assigned on psychological or moral grounds, but because of a physical
problem. And since there are no records indicating that Limbaugh was ever
examined by a physician at an Armed Forces Entrance Examining Station
(i.e., he never underwent a pre-induction physical), the 1-Y
classification was almost certainly assigned based on a report Limbaugh
had his own doctor prepare and submit to his draft board. (No implication
that the report was fabricated is intended; the point is merely to note
that Limbaugh's deferment was based upon an examination conducted by a
private doctor, not one administered by an Armed Services physician.)

What was the physical problem that disqualified Rush Limbaugh from the
draft?
Limbaugh biographer Paul D. Colford notes that:
As for Limbaugh himself, the broadcaster stated that he was not drafted
during the Vietnam War because he had been classified 4-F after a physical
found that he had an "inoperable pilonidal cyst" and "a football knee from
high school." He added: "I made no effort to evade it or avoid it."2
(Technically, Limbaugh's classification during his primary year of draft
eligibility was 1-Y, not 4-F; he was only reclassified as 4-F after the
1-Y classification was abolished on 10 December 1971.)

Which of the two stated medical reasons was the primary one behind
Limbaugh's 1-Y classification is difficult to determine directly since
individual medical files held by his draft board have long since been
destroyed. Some, such as Limbaugh biographer Paul Colford, imply that
Limbaugh's knee injury was minor or non-existent:

Asked about Limbaugh's "football knee from high school," Meyr,
the coach during his lone year of play, said he did not remember any
injury.2

However, that Limbaugh did indeed have a pilonidal cyst seems
indisputable, as he himself, his mother, and his brother all maintain that
he did:

Yet, for all his father's patriotism, and deep-rooted fear of Communism,
Rusty (Rush) did not enlist to preserve those ideals. The official
explanation, David Limbaugh said, is that Rush had a student deferment
and, like his father, had a pilonidal cyst on his ass which qualified him
for a medical deferment.3


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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:39 PM
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1. Christ. Would you please put a warning on this?
:puke:

Is that from Gray's Anatomy?
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:57 PM
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11. not Gray's...
I simply Googled "pilonidal cyst"... believe or not, this image was the most benign of the batch.
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Heather MC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 08:54 PM
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25. here's one not so gross
Edited on Mon Oct-20-08 08:56 PM by Heather MC
Name: Rush Limbaugh

Job: Radio Talk Show Host

Didn’t serve in Vietnam due to a Pilonidal cyst on his ass (an ingrown hair follicle). Famous Quote “Never, ever trust a draft dodger”
ha ha ha ha I thought it was a tail

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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:42 PM
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2. Gross! Please post a graphic warning! n/t
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:45 PM
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5. OK, alright....
:rofl:

done.

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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:42 PM
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3. Gosh! I always thought Rush was a pilonidal cyst on the ass of
the world. I didn't realize he had one. :-)
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Heather MC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:42 PM
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23. Does this mean he was born with a tail?
:rofl:
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KathieG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:43 PM
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4. My eyes! My eyes!
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Essene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:47 PM
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6. that oughta get you a little "break" from DU...
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:48 PM
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7. I thought you said they removed it
How come it's still talking?
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:56 PM
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10. Bwahahaha hahaha hahahahah ahah aha ahh a fuck me I'm dyin' here...
:rofl:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:04 PM
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15. .
:spray:
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d_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:49 PM
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8. Gay, Straight; Black, White...
Edited on Mon Oct-20-08 06:50 PM by d_b
Shave your ass, boys.

I do.
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Chloroplast Donating Member (723 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:32 PM
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21. ...
:rofl:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 06:55 PM
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9. I had ass boils and I STILL went to vietnam.
I hope rush gets assboil cancer.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:02 PM
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12. I guess that makes you a "crack" reporter ...
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:04 PM
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13. OH GOD..I'm BLIND NOW!
Was that REALLY NECESSARY?

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:04 PM
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14. I object to the picture of that hairy ass.
It looks w-a-a-a-a-a-a-y too masculine to belong to Limpballs.
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muntrv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:08 PM
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16. That's right down there with Ted Nugent's pissing and crapping on himself
for days before meeting with draft board.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:09 PM
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17. What's that pink lesion/scar thingie on Limbaugh's nose, though?
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FM Arouet666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:13 PM
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18. inoperable pilonidal cyst?
What a crock of shit, inoperable means he didn't want an operation to take care of the problem because he might then be eligible for the draft. I do hope that the arse pictured is a stunt arse, if I ever see nude Rush butt I will certainly go screaming into the night.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:26 PM
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19. Fear not: not Rush's ass, nor is it Joe the Plumber's...
it belongs to a guy who did an online diary of his bout with a pilonidal cyst... and the piture posted was the least revolting.

Here it is: http://www.brianmcdonald.net/pilonidal/
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susanwy Donating Member (461 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:31 PM
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20. Duzy!~
But please, put a warning, disclaimer, rating, something man! I WAS preparing dinner, but now not so hungry. BTW, maybe someone should check to see if Glenn Beck would like to recommend his doctor to Rush.

:spray:
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jeanmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:35 PM
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22. Anyone have the Operation Chickenhawk comic?
I tried to look for it, and couldn't find it. If you have it, please post it.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 07:52 PM
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24. Wasn't his father or uncle or someone important enough to pull strings? nt
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:38 PM
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26. New it wouldn't be pretty, but damn that's one ugly ass.
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:40 PM
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27. OMG!! I just choked on my sandwich!!! LOL!
:rofl:
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:48 PM
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28. so sorry!
I thought the "oozing ass boil" in the title would be fair warning! :rofl:
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:50 PM
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29. I had already started laughing at the title, then the pic made me choke.
Should NOT have opened it while I was shoving a sandwich in my mouth. :hi:
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:52 PM
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30. hey, a gal's gotta eat...
that sure is one hairy ass!

:hi:

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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:55 PM
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33. Yes, very hairy. Looks just like him too.
:yoiks:
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daggahead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:53 PM
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31. I've had one of those cysts, and while it can be nasty,
once healed life returns to normal.

Why wasn't he made to get it fixed? They certainly ARE operable.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:56 PM
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34. years back, I dated a guy who had one...
Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 12:57 PM by npincus
he was able to go to work, for G-d's sake. Unless Limpballs' cyst was a raging Mt. St. Helens (or even if it wasn't), he sure has a lot of 'splaining to do... the chickenhawk coward.

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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 12:55 PM
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32. YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
I'm at work! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:00 PM
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35. "You're Fired!"
Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 01:00 PM by npincus




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:01 PM
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36. Oh so now you make it worse with that other photo. What the hell is that thing on his head????!!!
Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 01:02 PM by Guy Whitey Corngood
Have you no decency maam?!!

Edited to change sir to maam.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:03 PM
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37. it's one of these:
Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 01:05 PM by npincus
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:07 PM
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39. .
:thumbsup:
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:04 PM
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38. LOL...thank god we don't have smell-o-vision yet...
:rofl:

Blleekkcck.....
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:08 PM
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40. When I was 14 I got out of bed and fell immediately to the ground and could not move
because of the pain. I waited until my dad eventually came to my room to see what the hell was keeping me. Got me to the hospital and took it out that night and was fine in one day.


These cysts go one of two ways either they break and bleed - embarassing situation for a guy to get up from a school seat and see a pool of blood - they do so without pain, or they don't break the surface and they pinch on the spine. In either case a simple procedure takes care of it - it is never a chronic condition.
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HardWorkingDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:16 PM
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41. Oh, THAT is Great! Thanks for my laugh of the day!
Yes, it's gross and nasty, but funny as hell and the bastard deserves it.

Hell, we all ought send emails to his show with the picture attached.
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needledriver Donating Member (174 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-08 01:36 PM
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42. Both of my brothers
were of draft age during Vietnam. They both enlisted in the US Air Force. They each served a short time, then were medically discharged due to a pilonidal cyst (runs in the family). Having been medically discharged, they had fulfilled their service obligation. It seems the Air Force would not accept you with a pilonidal cyst, but the Army would.
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