"Coke Dealers For Truth"

[Scorpious_Maximus]

A 527 we should be proud to support!

[wndycty]

1. We all need to buy the book

:kick:

[Scorpious_Maximus]

5. They could have ads, and speaking engagements...

And appearances on CNN.


You know, half frame head shot of Pablo Escobar and other Columbians...


VO SCRIPT

"He never said no....always more, more... "

"The mother f*cker still owes me money..."

"George never went anywhere without his spoon and mirror..."

"When Governor of Texas... George Bush helped open the market... Hell, he was one of our best customers..."

[underpants]

2. Yeah man what do you want the money for again?

LEGALIZE IT!?!? Hell yeah how much do you want?

What, Bush did coke too? Shit I need to get my shit straight.

[jjmalonejr]

3. My wife claims that GW snorted a line of coke off her ass during the '70s.

At least that's what she thinks she remembers. ;)

[mmonk]

4. Time to start making some new bumper stickers

LOL

[charlyvi]

6. George Bush did not earn the coke he snorted

at Camp David....I have witnesses that say he LIED and got the coke for free. He snorted it at CD because he was planning to become President one day and needed to know what room was the least drafty!

IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS MASTER PLAN!!

[Catfight]

9. How about, George Push! n/t

[brentspeak]

7. "I knew George Bush when I was his dealer"

Slade McGraw: I lived in the same crackhouse as George W.Bush.

Tommy the Face: I lived in the same crackhouse as George W.Bush.

"Sondra": George Bush has not been honest about his time at the meth clinic.

Slade McGraw: He is lying about his taste in hard drugs and the fact that he snorts and does not shoot up.

Dr.Robert: I know George Bush is lying about his pretzel incident because I treated him for a cocaine overdose.

Pablo Escobar: George Bush lied about his trips to Colombia...I know, I was there, I saw what happened.

Popeye Doyle: His account of his first major buy and his second major buy are the difference between night and day.

Jake McSnake: George Bush has not been honest.

Helena VanDerHoeven: And he lacks the capacity to refrain from snorting coke.

[grytpype]

8. Pic of Chimpy's favorite dealer getting busted

[nightperson]

10. "I don't trust a man who can't handle his high!"

"We'd rip off the fool with the most stepped-on-shit (my 3 year old could snort him under the table) and he'd still let the stuff get all on top of him. He'd be raving about how he was all Satanic and baddass and how his Dad didn't know how to really play the poor people, how he was gonna be like a televangelist and really get paid! He'd sit there ranting about some movie.!"

[in_cog_ni_to]

11. Here's a nice graphic for them.

[Scorpious_Maximus]

12. I love that pic! n/t

[BootinUp]

13. Suggested Theme Song: Eric Clapton - Cocaine

If you wanna hang out you’ve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.

She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.

[Piperay]

14. LOVE it

this whole thread is so funny I am ROTFLMAO. :bounce: