Need Photoshop: Bush is Dumb de dumb dumb!

[goclark]

I want to print up some creative flyers and distribute them all over the place. I am planning to devote my energies to getting this fool out of the WH.

I am frustrated because I don't have a Photoshop type program.

I truly believe that the minutes that he sat with his Goat book prove that he is the village idiot. It also proves that he is not fit to be a leader because he has to be lead around by his handlers.

I want a little picture of Georgie sitting on a stool, dunce hat on,reading My Pet Goat upside down.

I want to print them in black and white.

I want the words to look like a 1st grade book.
Words can say...

Bush is DUMB.
Bush is DUMB de dumb dumb!

On 911 he SAT and he SAT.
Then he SAT some more.
Bush is DUMB.
Bush is DUMB de dumb dumb!

If anyone can do this for me, I promise that I will make a $25 donation to the Kerry campaign!

Thanks a bunch
ps/please keep it kicked so that someone will see it and help me out

:loveya:

[procopia]

1. Cute idea!

Sorry, I can't help with photoshop, but I like your idea. Hope someone can help.

[Union Thug]

2. maybe you can take my pinhead bush pic..

... it's in fireworks (png) though. See below

[goclark]

3. How do I do it?

[LTR]

4. Here's a pic to start

You can create some cool stuff with MS Paint. If you have Windows, it's on your system already.

[goclark]

5. Picture is perfect! Here is my text,can you insert the picture?

Bush is DUMB!
Bush is dumb de dumb dumb.

Bush is DUMB!
Bush is DUMB de dumb dumb.



On 9 11 he sat and sat.
And then he sat some more.
And some more.

He was waiting for someone to tell him what to do.

Bush is DUMB!
DUMB de dumb dumb!

We don’t need a President that sits down
when we are in trouble.
We need a LEADER TO STAND UP FOR US!

Hope is on the way!

We want John Kerry to be our President!
He does not SIT.
He LEADS!

[goclark]

6. My donation still stands,can anyone help me?

Thanks, I have listed the text, I just don;t know how I can link it.
I can put the picture and my text into Windows. But I don't know how to make a link so that others could use it if they would like to.

I tried to copy and paste it into DU but it didn't work.

I am going to get Photoshop asap.
It will allow my creativity to bloom...LOL

[Gregorian]

7. WELL... Here's a start.

It's piss poor. But I'm not an artist, as much as I wish. Between the font, and the text size, I did about all I can do.
Hope it has some redeeming value for you.

[LTR]

8. I cleaned it up a little

And I thought this was a funny pic:

[Gregorian]

9. Hey, that's no goat! Hahaha.

Whatever is he doing? Maybe I shouldn't ask.
Phun with presidents and photoshop.

Here's one I found in a forum I go to. I didn't create it. I swear I must have laughed for an hour when I first saw it.

[LTR]

10. I know

I swiped that from a DUer that has that in a sig file.

I turned it into an avatar. It's hilarious!

[goclark]

11. Bingo..Just put the donation in the mail !!!!

Sent my promised donation to the Kerry campaign. I also put a copy of the Dumb Resident with the hat on and "My Pet Goat" upside down in the envelope! ROTFL

I didn't send the other photo but I'll keep it in my collection - LOL

I am going to see the Tim Robbins play, "Embedded" this evening.
I'm printing up some copies just in case I see a few Kerry fans. :)

I made them wallet size so I can put DUMB DE DUMB DUMB in my purse.
It would be so cool if Tim and Susan are there!

Thanks a bunch!
I want everyone to realize that this dunce is too dumb and UNFIT TO SERVE!
:bounce:

[troubleinwinter]

12. pleeze!

The link to Chimpy Fun?

[goclark]

13. I don't have a Chimpy fun link

Wish I did!