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(with apologies to Jimmy Buffet)
Turned on my TV and what did I see Patriotic pundits from the righteous GOP Democrats are liars That what they said The country’s getting better If you just ignore the dead
They’re cruising up denial On right-wing riverboats No need to hold elections They’ve pre-tallied all the votes
Everybody hates us There’s so much we have to fear But we’re bombing over there So they can’t get close to here
Empires, Muslims and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No liberal, heroes or radio hosts Scares me like Empires, Muslims and the Holy Ghost
Everybody knows they’re wrong It says so in the Bible No matter how they tease us They don’t believe in Jesus What kind of people can they be To hate us cause we’re free It’s all un-American jealousy
So many demons working hard against God Just as many crazies with an Internet blog You’ve got to be careful and peek under the bed Just to keep dissenting monster out of your head
Empires, Muslims and the Holy Ghost There are the things that terrify me the most No liberal, heroes or radio hosts Scares me like Empires, Muslims and the Holy Ghost
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