In the spirit of our worthy opponents, I have written my own anti-Obama rant

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Tell me what you think.

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Did I mention he's black?

Yours truly,
I. M. GodWhoKnowsThisStuff

PS, your dearest friend's cousin says hi, and wants you to know that you can trust me.