I'm offended by people that are too easily offended.

[rch35]

and i demand you all stop it now.

[Debi]

1. Your demands offend me

:P

[grantcart]

2. how offensive

[nichomachus]

3. But then, you're so easily offended

Now, we're into infinite regress . . . .

[AlCzervik]

4. Well Aye Nevah!

[azmouse]

5. Must be something wrong with me.

:shrug: I'm not offended at all.

[rch35]

7. Well, I for one, find that highly offensive. nt

[ZeitGuy]

6. My breath is offensive.

Does my candor offend you?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. I'm offended by the people who pretend to be offended.

The holier-than-thou pearl clutchers.

[ZeitGuy]

9. My grandmother was one of those.

A trait most often on display at church potlucks and yard sales.

[JuniperLea]

31. And the fainting couchers...

[ZeitGuy]

44. But, I'm oddly turned on by that photo.

Moving right along...

[POAS]

10. I'd respond but I'd just offend myself!

[Yes We Did]

13. How dare you offend yourself! n/t

[rch35]

17. People like that offend me.

[ShortnFiery]

11. Pound sand!

;)

[yardwork]

21. That's my favorite thing I've learned on DU. Never heard it before here.

Not sure where it came from, but I love it.

[codjh9]

24. Hah? WTF is 'pound sand'? n/t

[whitewomenforobama]

34. Urban Dictionary sez:

Reposted from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pound%20sand

1. "The origin of the expression go pound sand is from a longer expression, not to know (have enough sense to) pound sand down a rathole. Filling rat holes with sand is menial work, and telling someone to pound sand down a hole is like telling them to go fly a kite. The expression dates to at least 1912 and is common in the midwestern United States."

2. to tell someone to fuck off.

3. A crude invitation to do something unnatural with sand and the male reproductive organ.

4. A term used when annoyed with a person.

5. Walk away (from the fact that each step requires one to press down the sand beneith one's feet; from Hawaiin slang)

6. To stick it where the sun don't shine.

7. The term pound sand originally referred to the degrading job of filling rat holes with sand. However, its meaning has evolved, it now refers to a technique used in Vietnamese whore houses. This technique was used when the whores would give a man a hand job and then right before the man would ejaculate the whore would cap the penis, give it one hard pump, and then release it causing the man to ejaculate with such force that the it would hit the ceiling.

[whitewomenforobama]

35. P.S. These definitions offend me.

Each more than the last.

[yardwork]

38. That last definition is especially offensive. How offensive to post it here.

[whitewomenforobama]

40. And

how offensive that you called further attention to it by commenting on it! Jeez!

[yardwork]

42. I noticed that you couldn't resist offending me further by adding one more offensive post.

[whitewomenforobama]

45. I find your avatar offensive

Don't you know "full moon" is another term for pulling your trousers down and displaying your buttocks? What are you trying to say to us, "yardwork," if that is even your real name?

[yardwork]

49. Oh yeah?

[whitewomenforobama]

50. Yeah.

pthhhpppptttthhhpppttttt.

[ShortnFiery]

29. Perhaps it's an military adage?

My husband of 26 years and a a retired "jarhead" (USMC) always says "Pound sand!" when he thinks one is talking smack.

Good question. The above is only my best guess. :shrug:

[jazzjunkysue]

30. Then there's "pounding your ear"

Give up?

[Left Is Write]

12. This is offensive.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. You sound defensive.

[rch35]

15. Well the best defense is a good offense

or say they say. ;)

[endthewar]

16. I am offended by your offense from people who offend you

:crazy:

[yardwork]

18. I'm offended by people who don't respect the fact that I'm offended.

[lob1]

19. I'm offended by people who aren't offended when they should be offended.

[rch35]

20. How offensive. nt

[yardwork]

23. I'm offended by your offensive response to my comment on your offensive OP.

Edited to note that I'm further offended to see that you actually were responding to another offended poster, thus ignoring me, which I find offensive.

[rch35]

25. ...... I take offense at your statement. nt

[yardwork]

28. This entire thread is an offense. Would you like to step outside?

[rch35]

33. Are you coming on to me?

[yardwork]

36. Um, no. And I find your insinuation to be highly offensive!

[rch35]

39. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *head pops*

and just so we're clear

exploding heads are offensive to survivors of exploding head syndrome, so therefore i condemn my own comments, and have in the process offended myself yet again.

[yardwork]

43. Your casual dismissal of survivors is offensive - deeply so.

[rch35]

47. My popped head finds the notion of surviving offensive. nt

[Elidor]

63. uh-oh

No offense.

[NatBurner]

22. we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly round here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbvMH0mNiI

...now calm down, skeeter...

[rch35]

26. i find pandas highly offensive.

[ZeitGuy]

48. ???

OR:

[rch35]

55. Both kinds. and the question. They're all offensive. nt

[Meshuga]

27. I am *easily* offended by those who are easily offended

In fact, I am really pissing myself off right now.

[Jed Dilligan]

32. ZOMG that is SOOO offensive!

{covering ears}

[knixphan]

37. I'm offended at every offense that offends all the aforementioned.

[RoseMead]

41. Offensensitivity! LOL n/t

[rch35]

46. that awesomeness of that word is offensive all by itself haha

i like it!

[RoseMead]

52. Thanks. I wish I had made it up, but that honor

goes to Opus the Penguin, in the old Bloom County comic strip.

[rch35]

56. Oh man, I love Opus. I always had my parents Bloom County books, and the sequel (Outland, i think?)

Opus was always a favorite character of mine. Right next to Oliver Wendell Jones, and the dude in the wheelchair whose name i am drawing a blank on right now.

[RoseMead]

59. That would be Cutter John

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutter_John

I loved everyone in that strip, but Bill the Cat was my personal favorite. I was just telling my husband the other day about the story arc where Bill was dating Jean Kirkpatrick: she was his "mujahideen mama," and once sent him a box of chocolates in the shape of Nicaragua with a note that read "Let's devour it together." lol

Calvin and Hobbes and the original Bloom County are two comic strips I still miss very much.

[rch35]

61. and when she broke up with him he started shooting uzis out the window

Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County are my two personal favorites, as far as comic strips go, along with Get Fuzzy.

[RoseMead]

64. Get Fuzzy rules

I still remember Bucky's obsession about eating a monkey: Sachel got him some Chunky Monkey ice cream for his birthday. lol

And no surprise, Bucky's a Republican...

[rch35]

65. haha, didnt they put him in the closet for it or something? nt

[DainBramaged]

51. OH YEAH

[jakem]

53. I am concerned by your post.

:eyes:

[Lilith Velkor]

54. Fuckin' A.

[Chovexani]

57. LOL! This is soooo funny!

It's not the least bit trite or old meme, not even after approximately 500 billion privilege-blind bigots have used it to excuse taking any kind of responsibility for their shitty behavior!

LMAO! You rebel you!!! :D :rofl: :thumbsup:

[Ikonoklast]

58. Up to this point in this thread, and everyone that replied so far

Is mildly annoying.

If that offends you, well, tough.

[AtomicKitten]

60. Apologize!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7mIy97_rlo

[BoneDaddy]

62. Christ then you are in the wrong place

cause something anyone says is often offensive so someone else.