Hey, Sen. Kit Bond....what is "the gay?"

[Hepburn]

:shrug:

Soooo...you think it is something catching, like a cold?

[SoonerPride]

1. I'm "the gay" at my work.

So far, none of my fellow employees have caught it though


:rofl:

[Hepburn]

2. LOL....

...maybe they were vaccinated??? :hi:

[vaberella]

3. Check out my sig. I'm still trying to find out what, "THE BLACK" is...

I think it's an racial epidemic. It's air borne. Breathe while standing next to a Black person and you'll turn Black.

[Hepburn]

5. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....

....some of those RWs seem to have their own language...or at least talk on some kind of code!

LOL...:hi:

[YOY]

4. It turns out there is actually only one of them.

Committed 'homosexualist' Daffyd lives in the Welsh town of Llanddewi Brefi. He is the only gay to his knowledge.



Here is our agonizingly alone gay going through his usual routine in Llanddewi Brefi: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/51672/davith_the_only_gay_in_the_village/

What that boy needs is a good todger up his bung!

[Hepburn]

6. WTF????

:shrug:

[YOY]

8. A skit comedy show from the BBC called little Britain.

That is one of the bizarre characters they bring forth. Watch a few on youtube

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&resnum=0&q=The+only+gay+in+the+village&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#

They're coming to HBO.

FYI the guy playing him is quite gay, quite normal, and quite funny.

In essence every skit works the same but the wording and situations they put him in are hilarious

He complains about how difficult it is both being gay and beign the ONLY gay in the village to the everyone: his lesbian bartender, his mother, a priest (also openly gay...although Davynn denies it), etc... He complains about homophobia when nobody hates him and everyone accepts him in the village. Eventually a situation arises that shows he is obviously not alone and perhaps in chance of a romantic encouter and he runs away making a lame excuse.

The last line is usually delivered by someone who would never say such a thing: an old woman, his mother, the priest, etc... about how he is in dire need of some raunchy gay sex.

[Binka]

21. His name is Matt Lucas his sidekick is David Walliams

"I'm a lady!"I am a HUGE fan of the duo and the series. I have them all on DVD. LOVE IT! I was watching it on the BBC when I lived in Sicily. What a fucking scream. "I want that one!"

[YOY]

22. I know.

We here at DU all "Want 'that one'!"



Hugs Binka!

[Hepburn]

7. Delete...dupe!

[Chloroplast]

15. Myfanwy!!

[Nevernose]

9. The Gay is a mysterious creature, elusive and predatory by nature

The Gay usually disguises itself as one of its prey, lurking in wait in a public place to lure the young of human beings. Schools, churches, Scouting organizations: all are known to be hunting grounds for that most perfidious of beasts: The Gay. With but a kind word, a friendly attitude, and a seemingly well-reasoned comment, one of The Gays has the power to instantly infect a human child, forever turning him into a member of the pack of Gays.

(Did you picture that with a British TV naturalist voice? 'Cause that's how I wrote it.)

[justiceischeap]

10. In other words....

Cher? :shrug:

[AZBlue]

11. Reminds me of Margaret Cho:

"So since I was about 10 years old almost all of my friends have been gay men. And my mother would give me phone messages from then when they would call me when I lived at home.

'Ummm . . . Scott called . . .Is he the GAY?!'

'Well God mom, I don’t know if he’s THE gay. That’s a lot of pressure to be THE gay. All that resting on one guy. He has to do the parade ALL BY HIMSELF. 'I’m here, I’m queer . . . well, I guess I’m the only one!'”

[Jennicut]

12. It sounds like a disease or a deadly ariborne illness one needs to be worried about catching

ROFLMAO! :rofl: Oh NOES! I am going to catch "THE GAY!" Whatever will I do? Its like we are all going to start crossdressing or something because we caught "THE GAY".

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Actually, it's "teh stupud"

And Bond caught it years ago.

[ColbertWatcher]

14. Link inside ...

http://www.wikiality.com/The_Gay

[TheKentuckian]

16. They make it sound like a bug that you catch

[donna123]

17. "That one" and "the gay"

The desperate come up with funny phrases.

[BlooInBloo]

18. They misspelled it. It's "teh gay". Everybody knows that. lol!

[TrogL]

19. "the (whatever)" is white supremacist code for someone to kill

...based upon a ridiculous stereotype.

[JackBeck]

20. I heard you can get it from doorknobs.

And from toilet seats.