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The Republicans are nothing but crybabies, and John McCain and Sarah Palin are two of the biggest babies.
Losing everywhere? Whine about the mean press picking on them - "its a denial of my First Amendment rights!" What, the constitution protects your right to lie without rebuttal?
Pumping out the fail? File frivolous lawsuits attempting to get your opponent's name removed from the ballot because you heard that he's not a "real American."
Losing your senatorial reelection campaign in North Carolina, a state you've visited twice in six years? Accuse your opponent of being a Godless American.
Feeling unloved in California? Take away the gays' right to marry. If I can't be president, those gays don't deserve any rights!
And so on and so forth. Cry cry cry. Bawl and wail. Drool snot in your mouth. Throw a temper tantrum. Hold your breath til you turn blue in the face. Lie down and kick the furniture. Throw yourself against the furniture.
John and Sarah, go to your rooms. And don't come out until you can act like civilized human beings.
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