We need a GWB Infomercial!

[theHandpuppet]

Did GWB ever hold a *real* job prior to the mangled botch job he did as Gov of Texas? Just wondering, since I think this image of GWB as some champion of the "working class" could easily be blown to smithereens and should be fully exploited!

Born to a family of Connecticut millionaires whose patriarch made his fortune by dealing with the Nazis, educated at Yale, GWB never seemed to have a job that wasn't handed to him by family connections or Saudi money. A cocaine-snortin', cheerleading, pretender cowboy afraid of horses, whose Daddy bought him out of service in Vietnam, a man born on third base who truly believes he hit a triple.

Yes, there ARE people out there ready to vote for GWB because they honestly believe Kerry is rich whilst Bush is blue collar, who buy those fake-ranch scenes with pics of reporters standing outside a calendar-perfect, dilapidated barn (My own mother is convinced this proves GWB is a "common guy"!). Did this bozo even own a pickup truck before he became Prez? Did he ever live in anything less than a mansion?

C'mon folks, we all know this crafted image is nothing but bullshit, why isn't someone in the Kerry camp taking this apart like a house of cards? If they think the majority of the American people are aware of what should be the obvious -- ie, GWB's life of wealth, sloth and privilege -- they are dead wrong. I've talked to too many people who really buy into the image of GWB as a working class Texas cowboy!

Damn, if ever we needed an infomercial about the REAL background of GWB, it is NOW. Expose this fake to every working class family in the country!

[apnu]

1. that would be fun...

... and great for the late nitght / very early morning crowd who normailly watches such things.

I can see it now... GWB atains a level with the FLowbee http://www.flowbee.com/) and the Space Bag (http://www.myspacebag.com/)!