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I know that America is loaded with some of the dumber of the dumb but I was dumbfounded (pun intended) this morning when I went to get some coffee.
I live in the South Bay area of Los Angeles (on the ocean) which is a fairly educated area. I have gone into the same coffee shop for the past year so they know me. This morning (Sunday) there was no one in there but the 2 college girls serving coffee and me. Since I am a regular they are fairly chatty and we are just shooting the breeze as I prepare the coffee for my wife and myself. The conversation went like this after one of the girls brought in a Sunday Los Angeles Times:
Girl 1 to me as she reads the paper: "I hear Obama is in some trouble in the polls"
Me: "Well, not really. He is actually up a couple points in most polls and surging in most of the Battleground states."
Girl 1: "Well, all I know is, that if Obama is elected there is something wrong with this country."
I don't comment. The girl is very pleasant and I wasn't about to try and change her mind. c'est la vie. The conversation continues:
Girl 1: "We were learning about this theory in Sociology the other day . . . about how the overmind controls both the extreme left and extreme right to get what they want . . ."
I'm familiar with the theory and let her continue for a bit, being polite and chatty. And then the following occurs. Girl #2, also in college, now speaks to Girl #1:
Girl 2 to Girl 1: "So, yeah, I don't know if Obama is ahead in the polls but I'm not voting for him. (pause) Who's running against him?"
Girl #1 thinks a moment.
Girl #1 to Girl #2: "Pa . . . Pay . . . Pal. (pause) No, wait. That's the girl.
They both stand there with furrowed brows trying their damnedest to think of theRepublican nominee for President.
Girl # 1 to Girl #2: "I can't remember."
Both girls shrugging it off: "Hmmmm"
They never figure out that it's John McCain. They wish me a cheery goodbye. I return the pleasantry and go outside and beat my head against a wall.
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