Zig Zag Zell

[BamaLefty]

I have just thought of a great way to put "Zig Zag" Miller in his place. Think of it this way: Zell is driving down I-65 one day mad as hell because he claims that all the rest of the cars are driving in the wrong direction. His Mrs. is at home washing dishes and listening to the radio when she hears some breaking news. She hears that a car is driving in the wrong direction on I-65. She realizes that her husband is on that road at the very moment and calls him on his cell phone. She says, "Zell! Someone is going in the wrong direction on the interstate!" Zell replies, "Dammit! One car going the wrong way? A thousand cars are driving the wrong way!"

Now, that may have been just a joke, but is very true as well. Senator Miller claims that he is the ONLY "true" Democrat left on God's green Earth. You see, Miller is the car driving in the wrong direction. Then, you add that he is a bold faced liar! Sen. Miller recently appeared on NBC's Meet The Press. He claimed (in 1998 that John Kerry was "a fine American" and "a heroic servant to this nation", (or something of that nature). That's kind of contradictory to his current smear against Kerry. Zig Zag also said that on NBC that John Kerry is "agriculturally illeterate." Here is the real truth about John Kerry's stance on agriculture:

2002 Based on a 2002 survey given to all congressional candidates Vote Hemp chose to rate Senator Kerry as Fence Sitter.

2001-2002 On the votes that the National Farmers Union considered to be the most important in 2001-2002, Senator Kerry voted their preferred position 90 percent of the time.

2000 On the votes that the American Farm Bureau Federation considered to be the most important in 2000, Senator Kerry voted their preferred position 83 percent of the time.

1999-2000 On the votes that the National Farmers Union considered to be the most important in 1999-2000, Senator Kerry voted their preferred position 91 percent of the time.

... and so on.

In fact, on most of the Interest Group Ratings, Kerry got better ratings than Zell himself!

Personally, I am proud to know that Zell Miller will be delivering the keynote address at the RNC last week. I am proud to know that our keynote speaker was an rising star, Barack Obama (D-IL). The RNC's speaker was be a crusty 'ol fool who has turn his back on the Democrats of Georgia that have supported him for many years. So, Zell... you are driving the wrong way on the interstate and watch out for that car!!! Wham! Aw, who gives a crap, another one bites the dust.